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When potatos go bad, why do they smell like rotting, dead mice?

How many people do you know whose purse contains dance slippers and a mouth guard?

Common knowledge holds that if you shave your hairs, they'll grow back thicker and darker. Common knowledge also holds that if you shave your eyebrows, they don't all grow back. How can these be reconciled?

What would happen if everyone suddenly started breathing through their belly buttons? I'll betcha there'd be a lot more bare midriffs, for one....

Why is "cunt" considered a much nastier word than "cock?"

How many fish do you think I'll catch when I go fishing tomorrow?
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