And They Say There Are No Stupid Questions

[shanmonster]

When potatos go bad, why do they smell like rotting, dead mice?

How many people do you know whose purse contains dance slippers and a mouth guard?

Common knowledge holds that if you shave your hairs, they'll grow back thicker and darker. Common knowledge also holds that if you shave your eyebrows, they don't all grow back. How can these be reconciled?

What would happen if everyone suddenly started breathing through their belly buttons? I'll betcha there'd be a lot more bare midriffs, for one....

Why is "cunt" considered a much nastier word than "cock?"

How many fish do you think I'll catch when I go fishing tomorrow?

Comments

[curtana.livejournal.com]

1. Because potatos secretly are *made of* mice... :o

2. Just you and Jerry the Effeminate Boxer.

3. I don't know, but people with no eyebrows look evil.

4. People with navel piercings would whistle when they breathed!

5. Because "cunt" isn't the name of a common farm animal. Though I would like to see the phrase "cunt of the walk" come into widespread use.

6. 42.

[fourcorners.livejournal.com]

It is weird, isn't it, that cock is a body part word that makes men feel like studs if they're called that, yet cunt is a body part word that makes women feel like whores if they're called that. Society's expectations, I guess, are pretty influencial, and they weigh differently on the sexes as a result. Women are expected to be moral and chaste, and any laxness or lattitude about that would make them immoral and unchaste and therefore, less of a woman or something. Men have no such moral considerations, and are almost expected to be ruled by their cock and have no sexual guidelines, so the worst thing you could say about a guy is that his sexual fancies are too open and that he likes men.

Fishing Advice: Extra Spinners and a small bobber

[(Anonymous)]

1.Potatoes have eyes.
A bad potato is more likely to be myopically challenged and more reliant on its' olfactory abilities. In Nottingham UK, 4 oz. of cheese= 2 mice
Reference: http://kotn.ntu.ac.uk/castle/gal_kitc3.html (Mouse Pie)
Theory: There is some nefarious Cheese Whiz connection.

2. a.Wicked Witch of the Southwest after getting the news about her sister and the whole Ruby slippers and house falling incident.
b. Cinderella, the spousal abuse years before she met Peter, Peter.
c. Elizabeth Dole

3. Two words: Chia Head

4. Diaphragmatic breathing innies and outies take on totally different meanings as does the concept of oral sex. Valuable time is shaved off due to proximity. Location, location,location. Question: What might chairs look like if our legs bent the other way at the knee?

5. "Cock" has a history of merriment attached to it-"Cock and bull"--was a fabricated story meant to deceive and/or amuse.The first known use of the phrase was in John Day's 1608 play Law-trickes or Who Would Have Thought It.
Cunt.....Meant both Mother Earth in Basque and yoni cuntry, meaning Earth Goddess +country.
As late as 1700 English peasantry still used this word cunt with respect. Since 1740, "cunt" had been held to be obscene. Find out what happened in those 40 years to discredit it and you have your answer.
Theory: Roman Catholic Church didn't like the "whole" Mother Earth thang.

6. Your sister will get skunked but will still find some pleasure in bathing her worm, you will catch 2, but only after overcoming your fear of worm ickiness. .

[elanya.livejournal.com]

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