My Ears Are Burning!

[shanmonster]

From Overheard in New York:

Woman: Yeah, he was a "client".
Man #1: The Pope?
Woman: Yeah! Lots of times.
Man #2: Oops...no, I'm not saying it...I'm going to hell.
Woman: What? No, now you gotta tell me.
Man #2: Uh, was he good?...you know...with the Parkinson's...sorta like a built-in vibrator. Did he have the Michael J. Fox thing going on? BVVVVT!
Man #1: Oh no!
Woman: Oh my God! You are going to hell.
Man #2: And you're not? You fucked the Pope!

--Tottenville, Staten Island

Comments

[sidruid.livejournal.com]

do tell... I remember reading that on overheard, are you "Woman" ?

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Nope! I've never been to New York.