Eugh.

[shanmonster]

Last night:

- Home from work to eat roast chicken and watch the rest of The Big Lebowski with f00. I love that movie!
- snowy_kathryn comes over one last time, and we watch Hercules in New York. What an absolute stinker of a film. But a scene from it ranks as part of Schwarzenegger's holy trinity: the scene where he wrestles with a 600-lb "bear." (The other two scenes from Schwarzy's holy trilogy: the crucifixion scene in Conan the Barbarian, and his current stint as Governator).
- We go down to the Green to launch fireworks. The stick poops up eight differently-coloured balls, and then we go back home.
- I go to bed. I dream I pee all over the kitchen floor, and inside the refrigerator, too.

This morning:

- f00 and Kathryn are still awake, having stayed up to watch more movies (The Matrix and Mars Attacks).
- f00 makes us faux Egg McMuffins. I start making tea, but when I get the milk out of the fridge, I'm disturbed at its heft. I look inside the carton and see that the milk has apparently turned into crack filler. It's completely solid. Eugh.
- We go to Kathryn's one last time to dope up her cats for the trip. All three cats are bathed in Gravol. Some of it makes it into their stomachs, but I'm dubious as to whether or not it stays there. All three cats sport foamy beards. They look positively rabid. Big, stringy goobers trail behind them as they slink around despondently. Every now and then, a cat harfs onto the floor. Eugh.
- I have to leave for work. After my goodbyes, I bike up the hill. The sidewalks are splattered with chunky vomit. There must have been quite the party going on downtown last night. Eugh.

In other news, a mystery was solved. Remember the pee all over the bathroom floor at work? Well, apparently someone from one of the other companies in the building got drunk and came to the building, letting a whole bunch of drunk people in. They, in turn, let in even more drunk people. So the building was aswarm with drunks, and one of them let loose on the bathroom floor. The cops were called, but I guess they weren't into mopping up, either. Eugh.

I'll betcha someone's in big trouble....

Comments

[fourcorners.livejournal.com]

I hate dreams where I pee somewhere. Sometimes I wind up peeing in my sleep during the process

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I did that when I was 11. I was mortified.

[petechons.livejournal.com]

Well, that explains the pee at work. What about the pee in the kitchen? ;)

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

My brain is full of pee.

[montecristo.livejournal.com]

I dream I pee all over the kitchen floor, and inside the refrigerator, too.

I start making tea, but when I get the milk out of the fridge, I'm disturbed at its heft. I look inside the carton and see that the milk has apparently turned into crack filler. It's completely solid.

Moral: Urine and milk don't mix.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Mystery solved!

The Dude knows . . .

[starmae.livejournal.com]

I'm going to go ahead and put forward that your subconscious has you pegged as a German. Possibly a nihilist.

Still mystified about the fridge-peeing.

Re: The Dude knows . . .

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Well, I am about 1/8 German, and f00dave was born in Germany, so go figure. I don't think I'm a nihilist, though. I can't see myself tossing a submergeable ferret at a bathing man's groin.

Re: The Dude knows . . .

[starmae.livejournal.com]

I'm a silly girl.

It was the Chinaman who peed on the carpet. Thanks for not calling me out. So, worked for any good porn kings lately?