shanmonster | African Vampire Vikings

In honour of

f00dave and I watched Berserker last night. It's a South African film about immortal Viking vampires. Just think about that. And to top it off, it had what looked like a substantial budget, not that that helped at all. I had a hard time staying awake through it.

Kung fu, on the other hand, was not something I could fall asleep during. I huffed and puffed my way across the field many times, doing a variety of different kicks. I looked like I'd been dunked in a pool and rolled on a lawn--which is practically what happened, what with me doing countless crunches and pushups in a field while sopping with perspiration.

I felt something bad while doing my kicks, though. I guess all the ice cream I've been eating during the heatwave is catching up with me. During my roundhouse kicks, I felt a roll of fat on the top of my hip gouging into the bottom of my ribs. Gah! I hate that sensation. That's what I get for losing out on gym time and eating ice cream, hmm?