Scraping Browser off the Wheel

[shanmonster]

Hoorah for a day off! Last night, work was just brutal, and I need the time to recuperate. Today shall be filled with kayaking and kung fu. But first, check out these links:

Chicken Pecker: It's an (un)fortunately-named Japanese chicken restaurant (thanks, Dmitri).

Suicide theme park proposed for Hong Kong island: Why not?

WOMAN, 38, DIES CRUSHED BY CRUCIFIX DURING MASS: I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but (thanks, Dead Corpse)...

Liquid Ass: I hope BPAL doesn't do something similar.

Man allegedly shot girlfriend about to say 'New Jersey': "He looked in her eyes and he thought she was going to say the word 'New Jersey.' Then he went in his bedroom, got his gun, loaded it. She knocked on the door and he answered it and shot her three times." The good news is he is sane. The bad news is the woman survived the gunshots, but died later on of something unrelated. Weird.

Vores 01: Open source beer.

Meat Carpet: So strange.

President lands in Grapevine on his way to summer vacation in Crawford: Is it just me, or is this very, very weird? "Roads were shut down Wednesday and residents living in nearby apartments between Dooley and Ruth Wall Roads were warned not to look out of their windows Wednesday. School busses from Grapevine-Colleyville ISD formed a perimeter around the site where President George W. Bush was scheduled to land. No one was going to get a glance of the president on his way to the Gaylord Texan Resort and Convention Center."

Shark vs. Octopus: Not quite the same result as zombie vs. shark.

Stripper Mug Shots: "In a July 2005 undercover operation, Florida cops busted 15 strippers on a variety of criminal charges." The gallery is very interesting, particularly this photo. What's up with her eye? Jayzus!

Bunny Dances: Performance art courtesy of The Goddess Bunny. It almost made me scream.

Diamond in a Pearl: I'd never seen gems set in pearls before. I quite like it!

Comments

[vureoelt.livejournal.com]

Add to the confusion of chickens being female...

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

?

Just like people, chickens come in both the male and female varieties.

[vureoelt.livejournal.com]

I always was under the impression that chicken immediately implied the egg-layers and rooster the combed ones.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Nope. Chicken is the species. Hens are the females, and roosters/cocks are the males, with capons being the neutered males.

[vureoelt.livejournal.com]

Never was that great with biology classifications...

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

's'ok! I'm just a chicken fetishist.

[vureoelt.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

... meeeeeeeeeeeeedium chicken.

[phil-in-a-box.livejournal.com]

Looks like that stripper chick mighta' got the world's worst mask squeeze, which is what happens when you dive and forget to equalize the pressure as you go down. Happened to my friend Fred....when he came back from his diving trip he looked like satan because he had bright red pools of blood in the whites of his eyes. Dunno why this chick would only have one eye like that though. O_o Painful to look at, anyway! X^|

[aberrantmist.livejournal.com]

Yech! Actually, I saw both eyes like that, weirdly enough - a lady I worked with was violently ill during the early part of her pregnancy and broke all the blood vessels in her eyes :P

[sorceror.livejournal.com]

A friend in high school had one of his eyes go like that (after a rugby injury, I think). The regular white did eventually return.

Makes you wonder whether she'd been doing all that well recently at her job anyway. A demon-red eye isn't exactly a turn-on.

Well, not for *most* guys. ^_^

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing that's why she was busted on
prostitution chares?

Or maybe she was just looking for Sarah
Connor?

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

So they say the Texas shootist is sane. Yet he's
got a history of mental illness...


When I was making my weekly drive to A&M a couple
of years ago for my job, my coworker and I were
entirely re-routed onto back country roads by
hordes of cop cars...all because George Bush the
First was coming to town to watch the airshow.
But this eye-averting thing is weird. Maybe they
figure anyone who looks out their window is a
potential sniper, and they will shoot them on
sight?


Poor hentai'd shark.


Okay, that Goddess Bunny thing was NOT the thing
to watch last thing before bed. I had to close
the browser window, because I thought s/he was
about to kill me or fellate me. :(

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

"... kill me or fellate me."

*guffaw!*