Yet Another Link Dump

[shanmonster]

I don't know how they built up so quickly!

Praying Mantis Vs. Hummingbird: Who do you think wins?

Guide to sex with bitches: Definitely not safe for work. Something tells me these aren't the bitches referenced in hiphop songs.

Strawberry milk sausage sales set to sizzle: It reminds me of meat Pokky or something. Eugh.

It Ain't Just Paint: A classic mug shot.

Hitler Rap: A music video of questionable taste (thanks, balthcat).

Forehead Inflation: "Jerome Abramovitch's forehead injection was pretty much universally regarded as the wildest, freakiest thing that most Modcon attendees had ever seen... and this is coming from guys who have cut out human testicles and eaten them fresh." Check out his photography, too. He's good.

Man eats wife, chokes to death: Oh dear.

Sexy man undies: Whoa Nelly!

Mother's milk saves vet set ablaze on bus: I was hoping she'd extinguished the fire by squirting the milk out of her body, but alas, the story doesn't get quite that interesting.

today i ate a plate of big mole: Yum.

Mutant mice helping cure diseases: Go X-Mice!

Husband and wife discover they are siblings: Well, shit. That's gotta suck.

Chin ese Artist Defends Fetus Artwork: "A Chinese artist who grafted the head of a human fetus onto the body of a bird has defended his work as art after a Swiss museum withdrew the piece from an exhibit."

Teens operate on dead cat, saving kittens: The most disgusting feelgood story I've ever read.

Artist's cartwheel coast campaign: "A performance artist is attempting to cartwheel from Brighton to London to highlight damage being caused to the UK's coastline." Why? Because he doesn't like people taking pebbles from the beach.

Side-Line: Awesome industrial music site I'd somehow forgotten about. I'm glad to have rediscovered it!

And now, maybe f00's through with his phonecall, and I'll be able to get back to watching my movie....

Comments

[dancing-gator.livejournal.com]

Once, when i was about 8, a praying mantis somehow got in our house and on my leg. I didnt know it until I felt the most itchy ripping sensation on my calf. The thing had been digging and biting at my leg, and there were huge red scratches. I HATE those things. It wouldnt let go of me, I had to forcibly knock it off. It was huge and my brother and I didnt want to squish it, so we tried raid. Didnt work. We shot it, A LOT. Finally, we tried Scrubbing Bubbles. After being thoughly doused in Scrubbing Bubbles 5 or 6 times, it finally croaked.

[nymphie.livejournal.com]

That doesn't surprise me about the mantis. The legend behind praying mantis kung fu was that Wong long (creator) happened upon a mantis batteling a ciada (here's (http://www.martialarm.com/martialarts/mantis.html) the story.) I have also heard of them batteling birds, and even one that put up its dukes to challange a wagon!