shanmonster: (Spasmolytic)
And then there was the day I became a horticultural bandit simply by twisting my nose into the approximation of a church spire. The sky is livid with blue, purple, and green, like the bruise I got that time after being kicked by a pony. Trees sprout up, twisting their ways around streetlamps and slow-moving elderly folk. I squint my eyes, open them wide, and stare aghast at small yellow babies floating in the sky.

Mumblings surround me, as purple as the sky, but not so green. The words warp the greenthumbed rapscallion within, and ivy surrounds the words in verdant word balloons.

Work takes me to a different place.
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Date: 2005-09-15 01:10 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
I don't know about that.

Date: 2005-09-15 01:29 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
I think she's just ascended, in a NetHack sense. ;-)

Date: 2005-09-15 01:45 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
I have no idea. So ... sure.

BTW, would you be up for a contrasty, body-building type photoshoot some time soon? We don't have the rigging for it, but I think your "new" upper body would look awesome if you were struggling against ropes. I think I can whip something up involving some 2x4s temporarily "liberated" from the construction yard next door. Alternatively, we could just do some free-space poses. I'm not sure what light or background I want, yet, though.

Date: 2005-09-15 02:08 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] prolixfootle.livejournal.com
"...if you were struggling against ropes"?

Date: 2005-09-15 02:31 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
Makes more sense than struggling for them, n'est-ce pas?

Date: 2005-09-15 02:58 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] prolixfootle.livejournal.com
True, but what I meant was: this seems like a poorly-veiled attempt to get some practice in after his last road trip. ?;o)

Date: 2005-09-15 03:05 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
Nope. As I said below, this wouldn't be bondage with photography, but rather the other way around.

Shan isn't interested in being my bottom/sub anyway, so why try to force things? I wouldn't like it, 'cause she wouldn't like it. That's the essense of power-exchange, man. ;-)

Date: 2005-09-15 03:26 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] prolixfootle.livejournal.com
I kind of figured that was the case, but I couln't resist a bit of teasing.?:oD

Date: 2005-09-15 03:28 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
I know. I like playing "straight man". ;-)

Date: 2005-09-15 03:02 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
Pulling against restraints makes muscles stand out, and can add a very nice bondange element to a shot. I've never done that, so why not try it? We have the proper safeguards (safewords, scissors, basic first-aid training), and it won't be a "real" BDSM thing, just a photoshoot with elements of bondange to add drama, and bring different muscles out.

That's not to say I wouldn't love to tie her up and shag her rotten, mind you, but that's not what we're talking about here! ;-)

Date: 2005-09-15 02:31 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
Sure. Just let me know when.

Date: 2005-09-15 03:02 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
Tonight is out (Fu), maybe tomorrow daytime, or maybe later at night, if we're not at Lev's too late? Night is better for stealing scrap 2x4s anyway, unless we sneak some up tonight....

And for the concerned on-lookers, I intend to return any materials we do borrow, unless it's from a garbage pile. Hmm, might need to get some eyebolts, nuts, and washers. Already have the drill, bit, hammer, and nails.

Date: 2005-09-15 03:12 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
Watch out for slivers!

Eep.

Date: 2005-09-15 03:15 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
The idea is to make a frame and have the bottom (you) be inside it, not up against it. Ideally, it wouldn't even be in the shot, though that could add a fun element, I suppose.

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