Hey, Dave

[shanmonster]

Can you cook up the roast, please? I should be home around 7, and will have to leave shortly afterwards for my 8:00 meeting. Potatos would be awfully nice with it....

Comments

[lickthefrog.livejournal.com]

mmmm can i come?

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Sure thing!

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

I'll have it ready for 7. The meeting has been moved up the hill (or possibly here in the living room, haven't heard back yet) due to the Harvest Jazz & Blues festival. I'm specifically invited along, too, oddly enough! Moreover, if we do go up the hill, they'll drive us....

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

That's very weird. But sure, I guess. Is Kristina coming, too?

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

Nope, that's not working out. Maybe some other time, they said.... *shrug* Doesn't seem to be a problem, in any case.

[oh-the-ironing.livejournal.com]

That's woman's work. What I WILL do, however, is sit around and drink beer and watch college football. Whip me up some Chex mix, would ya?

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Well, he is technically my wife, due to the JP's slip of the tongue during our wedding....

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

No, man, it's domestic sub's work! Too bad we don't have one, though. =D

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

You could do it if you only try.

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't want to try, so no thanks.

I am making that roast, though. -sigh-

[oh-the-ironing.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what a domestic sub is.

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

Well, the first rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club. Among our first rules is "don't scare the vanillas". Consider yourself warned. ;-)

I always thought that term smacked of insecurity

[montecristo.livejournal.com]

"Vanillas" I don't know what that means. I don't know anyone who hasn't got a kind in them somewhere.

Typos suck

[montecristo.livejournal.com]

KINK. (Not "kind")

Re: Typos suck

[aberrantmist.livejournal.com]

Dave knows ALL the jargon... he reads ;)

Re: Typos suck

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

Big Dis! ... Ignored! +2 Dom Points for Dave.

;-)

Re: I always thought that term smacked of insecurity

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

I use the term in a loose sense: "those not into BDSM". It's not meant to be judgemental (when I use it). I was thinking of typing "Don't scare the normals" (or even "Don't scare the villagers", but the in-joke would be rather lost on most of the readership, here). =]

Trust me, it's not insecurity, at least when I use it ... it's arrogance! Hee hee!

Ya dint shoe up

[(Anonymous)]

I kepted da taters warm slongs I cud. Fed em two da hogs.

Re: Ya dint shoe up

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

What the fuck?

Shan is going to have to turn off anonymous posting.... ;-)

Re: Ya dint shoe up

[(Anonymous)]

Wend sheed sed 'sheed be home,' I weres thunkin sheed mint at meye home.