shanmonster | Whoa is Me

First of all, happy sprogging out of your mom day,

snowy_kathryn. I'm glad you made it out!

Secondly, I think you gave me your flu. I didn't know they could be passed through the internet, so I guess it must be some sort of computer virus you gave me. Blargh. I'm all snuffly today, and I had to leave work early yesterday due to an instantaneous migraine. It came from absolutely nowhere. One moment, I'm doing a call, and all of a sudden, there's a big, oily blind spot creeping across my vision. And it got worse by the second.

When I realized I could no longer read anything on my monitor, I had to call it quits. As I was walking home, a car beeped and pulled over. My vision was so screwy I couldn't tell who it was. At first, I thought it was Dmitri. But then I finally realized it was

zero_design's Mom. How messed up is that that I couldn't tell them apart? Whoa....

The funny thing is that Zed's Mom apparently has curative powers. I spoke with her for a maximum of twenty seconds, and when I looked away, about half of my vision returned. Whoa....

My vision returned completely by the end of the night, but it was still rather murky, like I was seeing the world through dirty glass. Any time I get a "regular" migraine, it makes me that much happier that I have my old enemy under control.

In other news, I had a customer call up today demanding a "Goop" rate. He repeated this demand several times. He meant "group" rate, of course.