shanmonster | Leftover Link Dump

Apparently I'd collated these a week ago and forgot to inflict them upon you.

Enjoy.

I must soon leave for dance class. But first, I want to clean off my computer screen. Check these out:

Man's static jacket sparks alert: So the guy goes on a job interview, and builds up so much of a static charge that he catches the place on fire. The article doesn't say whether or not he got the job.

Authentically Natural Vaginal Flavour: NSFW, duh!

Spectacular Mammatus Clouds over Hastings, Nebraska: I'm envious of the photographer. I've never seen a sky like this.

Lion Cut: That is one pissed-looking cat. My friend Guylaine's cat gets a similar haircut, but she is proud when she gets it. She thinks she's the cat's meow (thanks, fourcorners).

Force-fed women fight the fat: Feeders and Feedees in Mauritania.

18th Century Dildos: "The dildos of the time were used between women. This sort of behaviour was viewed as an introduction to sex and not as a homosexual act." Possibly SFW.

Puppy swallows 13-inch knife, survives: Well, now.

Yellow Bamboo vs. Reality: "Two Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu practitioners from Australia have stepped forward to challenge their local Yellow Bamboo representative to prove once and for all that no-touch or Chi knockouts are, and have always been, complete and utter bullshit."

Idiot puts a scorpion up in his ass: About as work safe as you'd expect.