Dump and RUn

[shanmonster]

The bedroom I deserve: I'm worth it, damnit (thanks, aubreyweirdsley).

The Crime of "Unauthorized Reproduction": In Indiana, the only bastards had better have been produced by good, old-fashioned fucking, or their Moms could go to jail.

Judge Orders 17-Year-Old Girl Not To Have Sex: At least he didn't send her to Indiana before grounding her.

Woman Ticketed For Sitting On Park Bench With No Kids: And if you're in New York, don't sit on a park bench unless you have kids (preferably produced by fucking).

Dog Has Biggest Tongue: This dog is a freak.

Eviction escape: Man flees, pig attacks: When Babe attacks.

New and improved trailer for The Shining: Brilliant (thanks, officialgaiman)!

Fall From Cliff (by capita): If you're afraid you might die by flying off a cliff, stay away from Austria.

Kids smoking cane toads: Eugh.

Du

Comments

[tlatoani.livejournal.com]

They did retract that Indiana bill, but it's ridiculous enough that it was introduced in the first place.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

It seems that every bill brought to my attention is ridiculous.

[tlatoani.livejournal.com]

Well, duh! You collect ridiculous news links. Why would anyone send you something about a reasonable bill? ;-)

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Some day, I may fluke my way across one, and that will be the most interesting link of all.

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

"Du"? It is a secret mystery! Like the pi symbol in that sack-of-shit movie! -ponders-

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I cannot explain the Du. It is a mystery.