I'm home. Work didn't kill me.
So in celebration, here's a link dump.
Weird contraception: Don't try this at home: "People have come up with bizarre, and often totally misguided, methods to prevent pregnancy over the years. Like wearing the testicles of a weasel on their thighs. Or amulets with desiccated cat livers or shards of bones. Some were advised to use elephant dung as a spermicide. And others used wads of seaweed as a female condom."
Japanese Whiz Aims For Space - In Cartoon Uniform: Cosplay in space. Soon the furries will be up there, too.
Natures Platform: A kinder, gentler way to poop from altitude (SFW).
Blogging Predicted by 19th Century Russian Prince: "Odoevsky suggested every household would publish a kind of daily journal or newsletter and distribute it among selected acquaintances, a habit which Russian bloggers immediately recognized as blogging."
Mr. Cool Ice: His tattoos are special. He's special, too.
Chinese man uses tongue to paint: Unfortunately, there are no pictures of his paintings here.
Doc Johnson Introduces Kochi: Probably NSFW. "Doc Johnson has created the Kochi Blow-Up Doll, which is designed specifically to appeal to fans of hentai."
Ailing Vet Deported From Canada: This pisses me off. Humane acts are apparently not regulatory.
Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The Story of Oedipus: Probably NSFW, textwise. Theoretically, this was a real university paper, but I have my doubts.
MC with the guy who humped me on the uptown 2: A letter to a frottage enthusiast. Again, NSFW, textwise.
Wholesome Wear: Swimsuits your great, great grandma might have worn.
Marilyn Manson to Launch Perfume. Good god. What next? Will Steven Seagal release an energy drink?
STEVEN SEAGAL - Energy Drink Formulator: Yes, you can drink Steven Seagal juice. Joy! And even more excitingly, you can get his new CD, Songs From the Crystal Cave.
Ugh, I can't believe this...: A gamer whinges about how his campaign is going all to shit. What's the setting? Cereal commercial canon.
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