It's That Time of the Month Again

[shanmonster]

Here is last month's crop of notable search terms which led to my site. The scat fetishists are back. Numerous people found my site by looking for variants on toilet, shit, and vomit fetishes. Hoorah. But that's kind of boring, in comparison to the other stuff.

1. German longpig (I'm picturing an illegal variant of schnitzel)
2. history link not found page
3. camel nude (What? They normally keep hijab?)
4. my name is wet tshirt (Monty Python reference of the day: You'd better dry off a little.... I suppose you hear jokes like that all the time.)
5. interview bedpan scat
6. nude in toilet (Nude what? I don't think a naked adult will fit in a toilet. Are we talking babies or Barbies here?)
7. breast cancel memorial pictures or sites (Breasts have been pre-empted, today. Here's a plaque explaining why.)
8. reasons why skin around vagina is black colour (Because someone shined up your dildo with shoe polish!)
9. women having sex with sneakers (And I thought women having sex with horses was strange.)
10. chicken vacuum (Nooooo!)
11. fisher-price bigfoot (Is there such a thing?)
12. loyalist tae kwon do (Dedicated to their cause, this group of British nationalists fought the insurrectionists with a variety of spinning and flying kicks)
13. her hip waders (Monogrammed His hip waders are easier to find, dontcha know?
14. Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stone pantyhose (I'm confused.)
15. avalanche without picture
16. animated baby dicks mating (Do I want to know? Yes, yes, I do.)
17. used supper finishing machine (Aaaah! Does such a machine exist? I want one for the Brussel sprouts!)
18. pantyhose sawing in half
19. how to show your tits in public (Do people really need instructions?)
20. forensick dictionary (Is the creative spelling intentional or not?)
21. how to use a boring head (You could use it to wear a mundane hat.)
22. getting rid of tapeworms in chickens (My page is the best source for this kind of information, dontcha know?)
23. icq skin bondage (Is this a new cybersex technique?)
24. skin cancer pictures of erotic places (I can't think of anything sexier.)
25. i wanna be a mulism (Don't be an ass!)
26. pigeon nude teen (Nude rock doves so young they barely have pin feathers!)

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::falls out of chair snickering at the thought of a camel in full hijab::