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My computer is slower than porcupine sex, so I'd better get rid of some of the links clogging up my CPU.

1,000lb Butter Sculpture Of Darth Vader And Yoda: Butter makes it better (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] psoridian).

Penis Scarf: And to think [livejournal.com profile] psoridian is already contemplating making one (to go with the uterus he made me?).

BreathCapture: A creepy sort of memento mori, but that's the way they're supposed to be, I suppose. I don't know if this one comes with halitosis controls.

In Cuteness and In Health: Hello Kitty weddings. Now that's creepy (thanks, Mariaelena).

Girl gets bag of feces in trick-or-treat bag: Yum!

Moon the Klan: The fun way to fight racism (thanks, Jane).

A Place Where Women Rule: "They became so respected that troubled women, some beaten, some trying to get divorced, started showing up in this little village in northern Kenya. Lolosoli was even invited by the United Nations to attend a recent world conference on gender empowerment in New York."

Extreme Pumpkins: Check this puppy out!

Male mouse sings a song of love: They actually mean male mouse sings a song of watersports, but the BBC doesn't actually want to use those exact words.

Don't Try to Surf a Tsunami: Why not? Because tsunamis don't curl (don't tell Larry Niven's surfer that!).

Love Affair With A Bear Runs Afoul Of The Law: "'We're hicks. We're mountain men,' Perkett says. 'We took her because she was dying and we loved her. The only thing we did wrong was love one another,' he says."

Man guilty; said cat 'chose' whom to kill: Yep. It looks like another son of Sam killer.

The Physics of Bras: Did you know that joggers with big boobs have actually broken their clavicles from mammary impact? Man, am I ever glad to be flat-chested....

Pennsylvania company recalls 94,400 lbs of beef: Unremarkable save for the unfortunate typo in the first paragraph.

Butternut squash goat cheese spread: Someone make this for me!

I went looking for "shan" and "tattoo" in Google Image Search, and I found this. I like it, and am repelled by it, all at the same time.

Oooh! Look at the pretty skully beads! I want!

Time to go....

n.n

Date: 2005-11-09 03:15 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] abigorbot.livejournal.com
I really look forward to these posts. You've posted some awesome links.

Re: n.n

Date: 2005-11-09 03:21 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
Glad to oblige!

OT: Music for upcoming shows

Date: 2005-11-09 04:40 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] morriganswitch.livejournal.com
OOH. A local Tribal troupe was preforming at the Pennsylvania Renn Faire for this German Band. First Time in the US. http://corvuscorax.de/ Click on the Britt flag unless you speak fluent German. :) I have their 'best of' CD which is available thru AMAZON.COM
Avanti is good, and Filii Neidhardi is the song that they had the Tribal Grrls come out for. you can listen to most of their songs via their website, and pictures from the Pa Faire are also there under News, look for the link labeled Gallery.

Pardon my drool, they were Hawt.

Date: 2005-11-09 04:54 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ladyiolanthe.livejournal.com
The tattoo looks a bit like an electron micrograph of bone.

Date: 2005-11-09 05:11 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] twopiearr.livejournal.com
there was actually a study proposed a couple of years ago to film women running on treadmills topless in an effort to better understand the physics of breast structure so as to make better sports bras.

suddenly the grant my college roommate talked her way into, to get the college to pay her cover at strip clubs for the purposes of an ethnography, doesn't seem quite so incredible.

Date: 2005-11-09 06:48 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] fritzleonhardt.livejournal.com
I am amazed at the breathe capture stuff. I was surprised that they don't have an old peanut butter jar and call it something like "The extra large capture device"

Date: 2005-11-09 06:29 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] vureoelt.livejournal.com
Seconded. And what do you do with it? Could you even tell if it had been accidentally emptied?

porcupine sex

Date: 2005-11-09 07:02 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] thespectacle.livejournal.com
that's pretty funny

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