No Illegal Dumping

[shanmonster]

Yes. It's that time again.

Wanted: Mate for lovesick giraffe in Mexico park: "Keepers of a small menagerie at a Mexican park are looking for a mate for a lovesick giraffe after the 15-foot-tall beast tried to make love to a tree and a garden shed."

Boater Rescued From Sharks Off Fla. Coast: This makes me percolate hate: "A man whose boat capsized in rough seas off the Florida coast treaded water for six hours, watching his friend die, while two boaters refused to pick him up apparently thinking he was an illegal immigrant from Haiti."

Flexible Girl: And this video makes my back and joints ache. A lot.

Breath Palette: Why brush your teeth with mint when you can do it with Indian curry or pumpkin pudding?

Pussy Dog: NSFW tattoo that makes me really wonder....

Dog Gives Birth To Green Puppy: The owners named it Wasabi, of course.

More evidence supports cervical cancer vaccine: Not all news is bad news.

Bacteria modified to combat HIV: Hoorah for Frankenteria!

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study: Science!

Comments

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you have seen the snakewoman
video. I saw it lastnight and immediately
thought of you. She is so sexy. And her
costume is made of polymers of the future!

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

She is so creepy. She makes my body hurt.

But I wish I could roll across the floor the way she does.

[(Anonymous)]

Creepy = sexy!

She is a sexpretzel. Wasn't that the name
of some Aztec god?

Anonyme

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

That was me, in case there was any doubt.

Re: Anonyme

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Yes, I think Sexpretzel is definitely an Aztec god.

Re: Anonyme

[duhastbees.livejournal.com]

amen!

[miraba.livejournal.com]

Eeeeek. Flexible Girl looks like she should snap in half, she's so skinny.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

But very strong....

[goth-hobbit.livejournal.com]

Good lord, I wish I was as flexible as the Sexpretzel. Not that I'd be able to do some of those moves, because my boobs are the size of her buns, but still...

I don't think that she has a single fully calcified bone in her entire skeleton.

[sageincave.livejournal.com]

The girl's got to have some sort of genetic mutation. I wonder what it is?

[threemilechild.livejournal.com]

Just imagine how useful it would be; when waiting at an airport, instead of sitting on your luggage, you could sit on your head.

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that's not all she gets up to when waiting. ;-)

But yeah, headsitting. Why not?

[duhastbees.livejournal.com]

dude, I didn't know placenta was GREEN.

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

Dogs are weird. But at least they have eyebrows, unlike cats!

[duhastbees.livejournal.com]

wait.
cats don't have eyebrows?

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

They have like three hairs that stick out, like whiskers. It's freakish. Oh, and they have slitted pupils, too. Unnatural things, cats.

[duhastbees.livejournal.com]

well, yes, of course.

but... so useful.
And, you know, furry.

I mean, everybody likes pussy.

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

I prefer bums.

...

Uh, maybe we'd better stop this thread before someone's brain explodes. ;-)

[duhastbees.livejournal.com]

hmm.
perhaps, yes.

wouldn't want any headexplodey, or anything, would we?

and you know, everybody likes bums, too.
at least I do.

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

Headexploding, sexpretzels, this whole THREAD is going Snakes-On-A-Plane.

And bums are special. I like to rub them, even if they do smell bad now and then.

-furtive look-

[duhastbees.livejournal.com]

you know, I could just take this in an entirely different direction and make a whole slew of homeless jokes all OVER THE PLACE!

Also: "going Snakes-On-A-Plane" is the coolest phrase EVER.

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

You didn't realize that's what I was getting at all along? I'm shocked, SHOCKED!

And yes, "S.O.A.P." is good clean fun, indeed.

-an even MORE furtive look-

[duhastbees.livejournal.com]

dude, I just got schooled.

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

-bows-

...

-still waiting for the hammer to fall; Shan must be really busy-

[duhastbees.livejournal.com]

I know.
The coolest thign about all of this is that I KNOW that it's GOING TO GET BETTER.

::is entertained::

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

What can you do? Snakes on a plane.

[duhastbees.livejournal.com]

dude, totally.