shanmonster | Reboot Before Work

Instead of going to the gym this morning, I stayed home and did some cooking. I now have heaps of wrap ammo: Japonica rice, purple cabbage, yellow pepper, kidney beans, peas, and corn all mixed together in a colourful, tasty medley. Just add a bit of chicken, some cheese, and wrap it all up in flatbread, and I've got tasty, healthful lunches for the week. Mmm...

Now, I simply must restart my computer before I go to work. It's slowed down to the rate of glaciation. Yikes.

But first, here's what's clogging it up:

NSFW Furry Wrongness: So very, very wrong, but they look so very, very happy.

Attacked by nude man with one roller skate: "Police believe the attack was a protest against advertising material included in the newspaper delivery." Somehow, that doesn't seem a sufficient enough explanation.

'Literary' texts no more? Project reduces classic works to text messages: "John Milton's epic poem 'Paradise Lost' begins 'devl kikd outa hevn coz jelus of jesus&strts war.'" And so you can see what such a motion picture might look like, here's Hamlet.

Unpop Art: Some art definitely NSFW, but definitely worth a look. I'm particularly fond of Charles Krafft's porcelain work.

Heineken: Beer of the goths.