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The strangest thing is happening.
I just baked two pumpkin pies. They took 20 minutes longer to bake than usual. When they came out of the oven, they appeared to be breathing. They were heaving up and down slowly. Worried that they might explode, I poked a couple of holes in them to let steam out. They kept breathing.
But then, a few moments later, they started ... farting.
Rather loudly.
I'm almost afraid to eat them. I think they might be sentient.
I just baked two pumpkin pies. They took 20 minutes longer to bake than usual. When they came out of the oven, they appeared to be breathing. They were heaving up and down slowly. Worried that they might explode, I poked a couple of holes in them to let steam out. They kept breathing.
But then, a few moments later, they started ... farting.
Rather loudly.
I'm almost afraid to eat them. I think they might be sentient.
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Date: 2005-12-01 12:04 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-12-05 06:08 pm (UTC)From:Lo and behold, last night I made a Pulsatin' Peach Cobbler.
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Date: 2005-12-01 12:10 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-12-01 12:36 am (UTC)From:here from food_porn...
Date: 2005-12-01 07:54 pm (UTC)From:Brilliant. :D Can't stop laughing. (also
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Date: 2005-12-01 01:24 am (UTC)From:I remember the last time I went fishing,
the catfish in the cooler, and headless
on the hook, started moving again once
they thawed. We put the heads in a dish
in the backyard for the feral cats, and
THEY WERE STILL BREATHING.
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Date: 2005-12-01 01:42 am (UTC)From:Second time now a fart story of yours made me laugh until I had no sound coming out.
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Date: 2005-12-01 01:54 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-12-01 02:32 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-12-01 06:04 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-12-01 06:39 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-12-01 01:41 pm (UTC)From:Cursed Pie
Date: 2005-12-04 09:41 pm (UTC)From: (Anonymous)But I'm sure yours is far more delicious and less cursed. :)
Jennye