Help!

[shanmonster]

Within the last half hour, I've been buried beneath a tsunami of exhaustion. I want nothing more than to go and have a protracted nap. I keep yawning, and my eyes feel soooo heavy! Help!

Comments

[longpig.livejournal.com]

I'm about to fall over on my desk. @_@

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I think I'm on the verge of being sent home....

[entropy156.livejournal.com]

As your doctor, I recommend a can of Red Bull and a Ministry C.D.

[featheredfrog.livejournal.com]

This comment from someone named "entropy" strikes me as very funny at this moment. But then I just hit my head...

[entropy156.livejournal.com]

Head injuries have long been known to make me funnier.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

You know, I've never tried Red Bull. Ministry does work quite well, though.

[entropy156.livejournal.com]

Red Bull is like Ministry in a can. I don't normally drink caffiene, so the effect is probably greater for me than most, but it turns me into a game show host for about 8 hours. Seriously...12 feet tall, bulletproof and omniscient.