The Beat Goes On

[shanmonster]

Me: Do you have a frequent stayer card?

Silly Customer (SC): Yes.

Me: May I have the number, please?

SC: No, because I don't want to book right now. I just want the rates.

Me: The room is available for $xxx.

SC: Ok. And that's with my frequent stayer discount?

Me: Er, no. You didn't give me a frequent stayer number.

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And then there's the first cousin:

Me: Are you travelling on business?

SC: Yes.

Me: Which company is that with?

SC: I'd rather not say.

Me: Ok, your rate is $xxx.

SC: Is that my Chevrolet rate?

Me: ...

Comments

[evildrgo.livejournal.com]

That one is the best...

[raine-storm.livejournal.com]

That is why I always said that if I won the lottery I would work one more day...

Unless the frequent stayer discount is calculated according to some individual statistic...

[montecristo.livejournal.com]

You could have just told him what it would be.

Re: Unless the frequent stayer discount is calculated according to some individual statistic...

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I did tell him. I told him there is no discount with the card. It's just the placement of the question I found ironic.