shanmonster: (Don't just sing it--bring it!)
I was awoken by [livejournal.com profile] f00dave several times during the night. He was asleep each time. Normally, he limits his somnambulistics to walking or talking, but this time, he woke me up by gnawing on my shoulderblade. As a result, I'm a bit like the walking dead today, and maybe I have bitemarks. Not sure 'bout that, though.

I hope this doesn't mean I get devoured some night.

f00? You might want to consider having a snack before bedtime. I hadn't realized I'd married a cannibal.

Date: 2006-01-20 07:46 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
But you taste so good!
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Date: 2006-01-20 08:33 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
I expect my shoulderblades would only be good for stewing. My meat must be dreadfully stringy.

Date: 2006-01-20 07:57 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] naja-pallida.livejournal.com
I think the only time you have to start worrying is when he moans 'Brains!' and gnaws on your scalp.

Date: 2006-01-22 07:25 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
She's never stopped _that_, though...

Date: 2006-01-20 08:02 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] happiestsadist.livejournal.com
I'm feeling a little better about my own sleep activities. Not that I'd be surprised to be gnawing on a bedmate, but it hasn't happened yet.

Made and ate a sandwich once.

Date: 2006-01-20 08:43 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
I don't think I've ever gone roaming in my sleep, although I've definitely had conversations.

Dave's also peed off the balcony while asleep. If he ever pees on me, there will be big problems....

Date: 2006-01-20 08:44 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] happiestsadist.livejournal.com
I've left the house once. Still don't know where I went.

What's the problem?

Date: 2006-01-20 08:20 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] montecristo.livejournal.com
You just need to redirect his nocturnal proclivities to someplace a little further south.

Re: What's the problem?

Date: 2006-01-20 08:32 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
I don't like teeth that much, thankyouveddymuch.
*snerk* Maybe he just needs a Hanibal sleep mask, then...
-sticks tongue through bars- I think she hates the idea of being licked MORE than the idea of being bitten, man.

Date: 2006-01-21 01:42 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] graylion.livejournal.com
may I recommend https://ssl.kundenserver.de/s84774062.einsundeinsshop.de/sess/utn;jsessionid=1543d1915f6aa28/shopdata/0010_Ballknebel-Ballgags/images/harness-orange-emily_333x387.jpg ?

Date: 2006-01-22 07:29 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
For Shan? :-D

Date: 2006-01-21 02:40 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] entropy156.livejournal.com
He hasn't been walking around with a blank expression, grunting and saying "Brains.....!" lately, has he? Well....more than usual, I mean.

Date: 2006-01-22 07:30 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
No more than usual.

Date: 2006-01-21 05:00 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] sageincave.livejournal.com
Bitter Apple Spray will dissuade most housepets from chewing. YMMV.

Date: 2006-01-22 07:30 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
I like apple. Try again.

Date: 2006-01-23 03:50 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] nymphie.livejournal.com
Fooey (http://www.pet-dog-cat-supply-store.com/shop/index.php?page=shop/flypage&product_id=2137)?

Date: 2006-01-23 05:22 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
FINE. You win. -sends you a boobie prize- No, not real boobies.

=]

Date: 2006-01-23 05:42 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] nymphie.livejournal.com
*lol* Cause I could probably use some boobies :).

Date: 2006-01-23 03:48 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] nymphie.livejournal.com
That's kind of cute :). Once I woke up to my husband kissing me. He was alseep. I hope he was dreaming about me! *lol*

Date: 2006-01-23 05:21 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
She doesn't post about those times. They're too frequent. And I'm usually not asleep. >:-D

Date: 2006-01-23 05:42 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] nymphie.livejournal.com
*lol*

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