shanmonster | Exposé on the Krishna Consciousness Movement Dudes

As per snowy_kathryn's request....

The Krishna Consciousness Movement began long ago when Krishna fell into a river and drowned. A very large rabbit was hopping by and saw Krishna hovering just beneath the surface. He lunged into the water, hauled out Krishna, and administered CPR, restoring consciousness to Krishna.

This miraculous event was witnessed by a group of bald people who were out picking flowers. Astonished at what they'd just seen, they threw flowers in the air and began singing paeons to the god and the bunny: "Krishna Krishna, hare hare."

Krishna and the rabbit were a bit weirded-out by the whole incident (not to mention Krishna's post-traumatic stress), and fled the area. The singers didn't notice at first, but when they did, they didn't lose faith. They knew that if they continued their search, that they would find Krishna and the big bunny again.

So the Krishna Consciousness dudes spread out over all the land, and began hanging out in high-traffic areas, like airports and busy street corners. There they sing their song and pass out flowers in hopes that they'll see Krishna and the rabbit.

They haven't yet, but there's still time.