shanmonster: (Spasmolytic)
Today [livejournal.com profile] snowy_kathryn was singled out and disrespected by the staff at her gym for wearing a spandex dance top. Apparently, the staff believes only skinny chicks should be allowed to wear clothes like that, as they ignored the similarly-dressed woman beside her. Way to go, assholes! I appreciate my gym all the more, now. I've seen no incidents of fitness fascism there. Yet.

I was interrupted from a reverie by the strident screams of a firetruck. I looked out the window and saw smoke billowing in the distance. Emergency vehicles were making their way toward it, but were stymied by a freight train slowly crossing the street. You'd think there'd be a fire station on that side of the tracks, but maybe there isn't. In any case, I no longer see smoke.

And now for a few links.

Polly Wally: NSFW pisstake on polyamoury. I think it's rather funny.

Animals: A man dressed as animals using sports wear. I don't get it.

Gun-shaped teddy bear crackers ready to liven up wedding receptions: Picture the surreal bank robberies you could have with a teddy bear gun (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] g026r).

Sex Toy or Baby Toy?: I scored a measly 7/15. Yikes.

Pi: A completely bizarre music video about Pi. Keep watching. It gets really weird (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] forthright).

Tune into the Da Vinci coda: "ROSSLYN Chapel holds many secrets. For hundreds of years experts and visitors alike have puzzled over the carvings in the chapel. Whilst some debate whether they point to hidden treasure, Edinburgh composer Stuart Mitchell thinks he has cracked one part of the enigma."

3D Body Modification: Some of these look pretty cool. Some, well, not so much. But I'll betcha it hurts like a sonofabitch to get punched on one of those suckers (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] gha5t).

My Life Above Pottery Barn
Forget tract homes and gated living. The new American dream is a condo right inside the mall
: It just had to come to this, didn't it (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] superbrad)?

Date: 2006-05-04 12:29 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] zombienought.livejournal.com
I think your links today have broken my brain.

Date: 2006-05-04 12:29 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] zombienought.livejournal.com
When the lovepocalypse comes, we'll rendezvous
at the polyarmoury.

Date: 2006-05-04 01:27 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!

Date: 2006-05-04 12:36 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] suzycat.livejournal.com
Today snowy_kathryn was singled out and disrespected by the staff at her gym for wearing a spandex dance top. Apparently, the staff believes only skinny chicks should be allowed to wear clothes like that, as they ignored the similarly-dressed woman beside her.

*smites*

What exactly did they SAY? How can a gym - a closed space designed for working out - be able to tell someone that they can't wear a particular kind of workout gear? Is it supposed to be a safety issue? Or a "OMG FAT MUST BE HIDDEN lest people REALISE that heavy people can be fit and healthy too!" kind of issue?

A former colleague of mine, who used to play sport, work out and do all kinds of stuff, and had a great, trim figure, became a spin instructor at a local gym. They tried to get her to take a bit more fat off. She told them to take it up the bum. Seriously, she was muscular, fit, a small average size and feminine. Dicks.

Date: 2006-05-04 01:30 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
They told her she wasn't wearing a shirt. How utterly bizarre. They were "nice" enough to offer one to cover herself up. Right. Way to make someone feel utterly self-conscious and guilty.

This shit pisses me off. It's not like her tits were hanging out or anything. Jeez.

Date: 2006-05-04 01:44 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] suzycat.livejournal.com
I totally agree!

There have been similar issues with obese (and I do mean obese) women being required to wear mainstream bathing suits in public pools, rather than a long t-shirt and shorts - which, because they are so self-conscious, means they quit their one exercise attempt. That is supposed to be about safety (problems with billowy fabric I suppose) but there's no such issue in a sports bra top.

GAH.

Date: 2006-05-04 03:28 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pamcash.livejournal.com
What a horrible story.
I am kinda big-- a 5'9" size 12-- and in pretty good shape. My resting pulse rate is 52 or 53. My blood pressure is always normal unless I'm under a great deal of stress. I eat super healthy, trying to stick to about 1300 calories a day. And guess what? I just can't get smaller than I am without an extreme starvation regimine. It's just how I am! I hate to think that there's a segment of the population out there that thinks I don't deserve to wear what I want and dance how I want.

Date: 2006-05-04 01:09 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] wyrdsister-x.livejournal.com
Honey, we ain't big, trust me! If someone tells you you're big at 5'9" and size 12, call me and I'll get my 5'8.5" size 12 ass over there to show them what's what! :)

Date: 2006-05-04 01:13 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
I'm about 5'9", and I have no idea what size I am. I wear anything from a 2 to a 12, depending on the company. Sizes mean nothing.

And as for body size, I really don't think it matters one bit until you reach extremes (either way). What matters is how a person takes care of themselves. One of the fittest, most active, people I ever met was 5'9" and about 210 pounds. She had lots of jiggle, but she could wear me into the ground.

Date: 2006-05-05 01:50 am (UTC)From: (Anonymous)
You make some good points-- I certainly think that beauty standards are designed to make people obsess over inches that no one else would ever notice. Keep in mind folks that I live in LA!!

Date: 2006-05-05 01:54 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] potbelly13.livejournal.com
I've seen piccies of Ms. Snowy and she is not fat. She is gorgeous! What are they on about? This is ridiculous. I ought get my 5'5" size 18 body over there and kick someone's ass. And then I could meet you all and we'd go out and dance, get drunk on Sangria and watch zombie movies! Wouldn't that be fun?

Date: 2006-05-05 01:42 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pamcash.livejournal.com
I like you.

Date: 2006-05-04 01:07 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] starsorstreet.livejournal.com
I got 10/15 which worries me a little. I know what too many baby toys look like.

Date: 2006-05-04 02:36 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] entropy156.livejournal.com
I got the same score...for the opposite reason.

Date: 2006-05-04 03:44 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
Why am I not surprised?

Date: 2006-05-04 03:49 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] entropy156.livejournal.com
Why, whatever do you mean? ;-)

Date: 2006-05-04 01:43 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] valkryor.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] snowy_kathryn being treated like that really burns my water. It's just so stupid and pointless and part of the anorexic culture that's poisoning society's view of beauty.

Date: 2006-05-04 01:45 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] suzycat.livejournal.com
Also, since when did being "beautiful" become a requirement for working out? If you can't be red, sweaty, jiggly, straggly and crappy at the gym, then where can you?

Date: 2006-05-04 02:01 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
Like I said offline, that shit pisses me off mightily. I know she's too nice to do something about it, but ... shit ... someone needs to be sacked. Or smacked. Or both!

Grrrrrs!!

Date: 2006-05-04 03:24 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pamcash.livejournal.com
That totally blows; people's bodies are not made for their benifit or to be shamed and ridiculed. I totally wish I could invest in my own grand vision of a gym, one that is cheap, non-condescending, and full of really fun and creative classes. Gyms like Crunch in LA try but are full of high priced shleppy celebrity worship and watered-down punk upscalery.

a quotable phrase!

Date: 2006-05-04 04:34 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] bintblue.livejournal.com
"watered-down punk upscalery"

Date: 2006-05-04 04:33 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] bintblue.livejournal.com
Dang, only 5 out of 15 on the toy quiz.

I read the 'live above the mall' story (it is from my city paper) and the writer captures the soullessness of that place perfectly. Really bizarre. I used to lament the lack of non-commercial 'commons' the places I've lived in all seem to be moving towards. This fits a new sense of what a common, public space is--a privately owned, upscale mall. I can't imagine living in it.

People (erm, developers) are making bank on those things. Nasty.

Date: 2006-05-04 01:10 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] wyrdsister-x.livejournal.com
I got 9/15 on the toy quiz. !!! I honestly don't know what my excuse is.

Date: 2006-05-04 03:23 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] sorceror.livejournal.com
3/15, baby. It says I should stay out of the bedroom -- and the nursery. :-(

Date: 2006-05-04 03:25 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
They're different?

...

WHAT?

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