Any Requests?

[shanmonster]

The ShanMonster writing machine is up and waiting for requests.

What would you like me to write about?

Comments

[shangchi.livejournal.com]

Aliens and their interbreeding program for humans.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Initiating thought processes....

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Done.

Story

[doyce.livejournal.com]

The theme of this story: dark tragety. The main character: persistant grave robber. The start of the story: advice. The end of the story: alienation.

Re: Story

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness! Look who made it to LJ land.

I shall see what I can do....

Re: Story

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Done.

[sageincave.livejournal.com]

pinatas?

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Oh, that will be easy....

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Done.

[admnaismith.livejournal.com]

Tell us a She-Warrior story that isn't about an Inuit with the power to produce vermin from her nethers.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Hmm....

[thatnickguy.livejournal.com]

Personally, I miss the ol' ICQvert entries of ye olde times. The call center calls somewhat made up for that. :)

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

ICQverts have learned to avoid me, alas.

And now that I'm not at the call centre, idiots are all too easy to avoid. Maybe when I get my new job, I'll have more tales of woeful stupidity.

[idiolekt.livejournal.com]

Something involving Ghostbusters/Back to the Future crossover fan-fiction.

Erotic fan-fiction.

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA! I'd love to see Shan's take on that. "Great Scott! ... He slimed me." -chortling-

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I don't remember a lot of details from the stories, but I'm sure I can think of something....

[assmonkeydiary.livejournal.com]

Hindu mythology.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I know nothing about it, but that won't stop me from making shit up.

[assmonkeydiary.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo! Imagining is always more fun than knowing.

[professormass.livejournal.com]

A reformed supervillain.

:^)

Also, I will call for tea, I swear, when life stops eating my head...so, sometime this weekend, I expect.

[elanya.livejournal.com]

Vamps in Space ;D

Or something about exotic dancers.

Or both!

[potbelly13.livejournal.com]

For some reason *crop circles* popped into my head.

[amadruadaboleyn.livejournal.com]

Write about five crayons.

Please.