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Creationism dismissed as 'a kind of paganism' by Vatican's astronomer: I didn't know the Vatican had an official astronomer. I guess I learned something today.
Armed dog mess mugger is jailed: "A knife-wielding mugger who robbed a woman of her bags before discovering they were full of dog mess has been jailed for four years." All sorts of obvious puns can be made about this. I'll let your brain fill them in.
Tiger attacks five-year-old: Apparently, she mistook the tiger for a kitten. Oops.
Langley assault prelude to bizarre videos: What do you get when a Christian nutbar goes all S&M on unwilling partners? Bible Thumpers, apparently.
Family Booted From Buffet For Wasting Too Much Food: Good on the restauranteurs, I say! People need to learn their manners somehow.
Man flogs wife's box on eBay: Kinda sorta NSFW. "You know how it is: you've got a 30-inch cock but your wife's box is only six inches. The only intelligent solution is to offer the box for sale on eBay, as this Wisconsin vendor attempted to do."
The Whole Venus and Mars Thing: Cute sexist joke. An oldie, but a goodie (thanks,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
balthcat).
Armed dog mess mugger is jailed: "A knife-wielding mugger who robbed a woman of her bags before discovering they were full of dog mess has been jailed for four years." All sorts of obvious puns can be made about this. I'll let your brain fill them in.
Tiger attacks five-year-old: Apparently, she mistook the tiger for a kitten. Oops.
Langley assault prelude to bizarre videos: What do you get when a Christian nutbar goes all S&M on unwilling partners? Bible Thumpers, apparently.
Family Booted From Buffet For Wasting Too Much Food: Good on the restauranteurs, I say! People need to learn their manners somehow.
Man flogs wife's box on eBay: Kinda sorta NSFW. "You know how it is: you've got a 30-inch cock but your wife's box is only six inches. The only intelligent solution is to offer the box for sale on eBay, as this Wisconsin vendor attempted to do."
The Whole Venus and Mars Thing: Cute sexist joke. An oldie, but a goodie (thanks,
balthcat).
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Date: 2006-05-10 01:13 am (UTC)From:And correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't denying Papal Infallibility make Frater Consolmagno a heretic? Or did they change that?
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Date: 2006-05-10 01:52 am (UTC)From: