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snowy_kathryn and I decided to go wait for zero_design to finish work. We sat on the steps of his office building and chatted. "Do you see that?" Kathryn whispered, gesturing across the street.
I looked and saw a most vulgar display. (Because there are several characters in this little play, I'll give each of them names to prevent confusion.) Bill, a well-dressed guy, was chatting up Faye. But Faye was having none of this, as she was obviously infatuated with Lisa. However, Lisa was half-heartedly fending off Faye's advances because she had the hots for Bill (who was uninterested in her).
Got that?
In the meantime, Jack was standing off to the side, watching the whole fiasco and masturbating.
Bill's demands became more aggressive, and Faye gave him a good smack before turning to make out with Lisa. Lisa went along with it, all while making eyes at Bill.
Jack kept whacking.
Dejected, Bill walked up a couple of steps and stood back to watch in hopes that Faye would change her mind. She did not, although Lisa broke off from Faye's kisses and walked up to join him. Faye got pretty pissed, and flew up there. She told Bill off, and resumed her makeout session.
By now, Bill caught on and left. Lisa and Faye kept making out fast and furious, and Jack kept, well, jacking.
And then, right on a main street in downtown Kitchener, Faye and Lisa started having full-on sex.
Kathryn and I cheered and hooted. Bill, Lisa, and Faye stopped dead and stared at us in surprise. And then they flew away.
God, I love pigeons!
snowy_kathryn and I decided to go wait for zero_design to finish work. We sat on the steps of his office building and chatted. "Do you see that?" Kathryn whispered, gesturing across the street.I looked and saw a most vulgar display. (Because there are several characters in this little play, I'll give each of them names to prevent confusion.) Bill, a well-dressed guy, was chatting up Faye. But Faye was having none of this, as she was obviously infatuated with Lisa. However, Lisa was half-heartedly fending off Faye's advances because she had the hots for Bill (who was uninterested in her).
Got that?
In the meantime, Jack was standing off to the side, watching the whole fiasco and masturbating.
Bill's demands became more aggressive, and Faye gave him a good smack before turning to make out with Lisa. Lisa went along with it, all while making eyes at Bill.
Jack kept whacking.
Dejected, Bill walked up a couple of steps and stood back to watch in hopes that Faye would change her mind. She did not, although Lisa broke off from Faye's kisses and walked up to join him. Faye got pretty pissed, and flew up there. She told Bill off, and resumed her makeout session.
By now, Bill caught on and left. Lisa and Faye kept making out fast and furious, and Jack kept, well, jacking.
And then, right on a main street in downtown Kitchener, Faye and Lisa started having full-on sex.
Kathryn and I cheered and hooted. Bill, Lisa, and Faye stopped dead and stared at us in surprise. And then they flew away.
God, I love pigeons!
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