Benefits of Candy

[shanmonster]

I just took a look at a box of saffron rock candy snowy_kathryn gave us a while back.

It reads (and I retain the punctuation):

Candy has a warm nature & beCause Of it's high energy, it increases the brain powers & freshness. It is very effective for pain and flatulance.

Wow.

Comments

[real-bethy.livejournal.com]

Wow! It makes you think AND it makes you toot? What a wonderful combination!

I do so worry about keeping my brain at its freshest...it gets harder and harder to spring clean every year!:)

[nymphie.livejournal.com]

My brain has been having that "not so fresh" feeling :).

[raine-storm.livejournal.com]

wow I think we need some of that Candy down here :D

[snowy-kathryn.livejournal.com]

See? I'm always looking out for your well being. :)

[aberrantmist.livejournal.com]

Gives a whole new meaning to the word Brain Fart...

[admnaismith.livejournal.com]

If only I'd known, I could have had some of that stuff to go with all those broccoli sprouts yeasterday, and avoided all that embarrassment.

On the other hand, I would not have achieved my new record of fifteen seconds and three octaves.