Happy Birthday, lindalicious!

[shanmonster]

Today is lindalicious's birthday. By way of celebration, we're going to go watch a movie about the antichrist.

Last night's kung fu class was kinda shitty. My sore back reappeared, and it's hard to practice evasive measures when you can't really turn through the torso. On the plus side, my evasive footwork got better because of it. My Tiger Monkey form still sucks, but I'm cluing in on the handwork more. I've decided that my sore back is courtesy of all the Tiger Monkey I've been doing over the past week. Still, I like the form. It's as hoppy and jumpy as I am.

I have the prettiest bruise on my knee, courtesy of gha5t.

What's on the agenda today? Mailing out more CDs, baking birthday cakes, organizing more of my stuff, and maybe scoring myself a therapeutic massage at the massage school.

And now for some fun:

Multivirile flatworm: The critter that gangbangs itself.

Sofa King: Not-a-swear swearing.

How to Win a Bar Fight: I heart Bas Rutten. Excerpts from his entertaining and educational self-defense video.

Easter Bunny: Probably NSFW. Jesus comes from Easter eggs.

Comments

Bas Rutten -- Bang! Bang! Bang!

[montecristo.livejournal.com]

"Don't you e-ver do this!"

This man loves his work! Such exuberant ultra-violence. Vin Diesel and Dolph Lundren should take acting lessons from this guy! He makes fights look so entertaining.

Re: Bas Rutten -- Bang! Bang! Bang!

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I'd love to meet him. I think he's hilarious, and he knows his shit, too!

[sidruid.livejournal.com]

LOL! that was great. Tons of asian martial arts (well, to me KF) self defense in there.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

He uses a lot of different styles. I was reading about him yesterday. He cracks me up! But the description of his regular training regimen made me roll my eyes: somewhere it says that he always trains until he passes out. I have my doubts.