The Perils of Long-Haired Cats

[shanmonster]

Don't you hate it when you get a piece of cat fur in your nose?

Well, today Fang the fluffinator one-upped that. I felt a piece of fur in my nose, and when I found it, it was kind of stuck. So I gave it a good yank, only to discover it had somehow tangled itself around two nose hairs and wrenched them out of my noggin.

That's so unlikely as to be supernatural.

Here are some more links:

The NSA and the 4th Amendment: Oops.

Take Off Your Clothes: Possibly NSFW. Amazing skill. Not necessarily the most useful skill, but impressive nonetheless.

Pickle Phobia: This has got to be staged. Please tell me it's staged.

Invention: Password-protected bullets: Up next: script kiddies for ammo.

Sperm Tester Wanted: Probably NSFW. This is most assuredly someone's dream job.

Animatronic Flesh Shoe: Eugh.

Comments

[real-bethy.livejournal.com]

Your sperm tester ad reminded me of the most clever insult I ever got to use on a guy...he was hitting on me and I said, "Your mother works at a sperm bank and got fired for drinking on the job!"

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

I love how the US officials have no knowledge what-
soever of the Constitution, history, or laws. I think
the Boy Scouts are the only people who learn about
the Constitution anymore, and even I don't remember
much past "We the People". :(

Was that pickle chic raped by a clown in a urinal
with a pickle at some point? That was just stupid.
Maury looks ooooold.

I'd like to do the Johnny Apple Semen project,
but it's more a marketing ploy than a test. They
are only picking one couple, and the couple has
to keep a blog. I also wonder if their test is
limited to people in the UK. Oh, and also, I am
scared it might bugger up the works worse than
they're already buggered.

once up on a time

[thebluestar98.livejournal.com]

was in the kitchen where i work having a conversation with someone. there was parchment paper up above our heads to keep it safe and clean. one sheet fell out and drifted slowly between us, grazing my lip and giving me a paper cut on the way down. highly unlikely.
sorry about your shnoz. sounds painfull!!!