The Weirdos Are Back

[shanmonster]

It's that time again! Here are my favourite search terms which led hapless/happy viewers to my website:

• what does mean morbid nudity (I not know.)
  
• pictures of michael jackson with erection (Images I really don't want to contemplate)
  
• big buttocks tribal (Steatopygous Hottentots?)
  
• shan wife nude (Who? Me?)
  
• shanglish (Spigeon! Bompalompa! Willawillawilla!)
  
• here i go again .mid (Now this awful song is stuck in my head!)
  
• queefs sounds (Why not? After all, there are plenty of websites devoted to flatulence.)
  
• how deep can humans go (Generally, they're pretty shallow.)
  
• semen nutrition (I'd be willing to bet a diet of semen would give you scurvy!)
  
• vagina yumminess (Yeah, but is it nutritious?)
  
• latin leech jar (Intriguing, for sure)
  
• rosanna arquette temper (When she achieves appropriate hardness, she should be lemon yellow.)
  
• zero nudity (Well, that's a change!)
  
• +gynecomastia +the rock (This one scores points for originality.)
  
• gynecomastia pretty bra -surgical (The Rock in drag?)
  
• opengl picking sweep selection (The most technical of search terms, this time around)
  
• here i go again on my own mp3 (The song is back in my head! Ack! What's with this, anyway?)
  
• spanked utilikilt (More highly-specialized fetishes in the making)
  
• women!! aerobic skin tight gym wear photo (I suspect the searcher has found pictures of men in the past, and wasn't happy)
  
• playing dressup means (Ask Freud.)
  
• creepy pictures of bigfoot (Hmm....)
  
• 3ft dildo (Unless you're a horse, what's the point?
  
• bukkake+fredericton (I hope I never walk in on it)
  
• my own nude site (Heaven forbid you find someone else's.)
  
• arnold schwarzenegger flabby pictures (Someday, maybe)
  
• christopher peers leapt from (Who is he? From what did he jump? I want to know!)
  
• krispy kreme doughnut necklace (Gross, whether literal or some horrible sexual metaphor)
  
• picture of vagina shapes (Equilateral triangles are my favourite.)
  
• how deep does a vagina go? (I once heard of a man who made it all the way to China.)
  
• o the deep, deep love of jesus (Jesus must be in that vagina.)
  
• sore muscles wearing no bra (Are we back to The Rock again?)
  
• Gaiman slash (Poor Neil!)
  
• what we need more of is science (You're darned tootin'!)
  
• teach me to eat my first pussy (No.)

I have a question concerning my top 10 search terms. What on earth is the fascination with naked pictures of Anne Coulter? I don't get it.

Comments

[twopiearr.livejournal.com]

What on earth is the fascination with naked pictures of Anne Coulter? I don't get it.

possibility a: as Ann Coulter specializes in emasculating her political opponents by spreading heinous untruths, the desire to see her naked is the result of a complex and primal instinct to place her in a position of vulnerability, thereby regaining some of the power she has stolen, while simultaneously subjecting her to the same humiliation she has so unfairly forced upon others.

possibility b: guys like scoping naked blondes.

You don't understand...

[montecristo.livejournal.com]

Have you seen what most Republican women look like?! Anne Coulter is as close to a "hot blonde" as most Republicans can get...

[fourcorners.livejournal.com]

I always love these posts. This time, your journal holds the missing link between the Rock, Whitesnake, vagina eating and Jesus. Good interpretations too, regarding the searches

Some more comments...

[montecristo.livejournal.com]

3ft dildo (Unless you're a horse, what's the point?)

Two words: boyfriend intimidation.

teach me to eat my first pussy (No.)

Should have said: I don't think his mother would approve of that. (In more ways than one. Think about it.)

An opportunity to make a difference.

[montecristo.livejournal.com]

You know, here I was making jokes about the lady looking for the 3ft dildo, and I got to thinking about it on the way home tonight, and a sudden idea hit me: Maybe the lady with Cthulhu Anus (http://www.livejournal.com/users/shanmonster/46657.html) knows something! Perhaps you should hook them up.