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This morning, I had a horrific experience. I was in the YMCA locker room, on my way to the scales, when I noticed an older woman getting changed. She was naked. This is no big deal. I'm used to seeing lots of naked women of all shapes, ages, and sizes there. However, this woman was different. She was presenting, just like a cat in heat, or something!

She was bent over with her arse and crotch directly facing me. Before I could avert my eyes, I saw something confusing.

I thought I saw her vagina, but it was too far up, and there was nothing above it. That's when I realized that I was seeing her arsehole, and that she had the mother of all hemorrhoids! I swear they looked like labia, or maybe like the snout of a starnosed mole! And her gaping bunghole looked like she must've tried to haul a wheelbarrow through it.

Thank God she was clean and didn't have dingleberries, or I might still be trembling in the corner....

Hee

Date: 2003-10-01 09:20 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] jagnightwalker.livejournal.com
I have never had anyone make me wretch and pee my pants at the same time!

You like, go girl, n shit.

Date: 2003-10-02 01:56 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] fourcorners.livejournal.com
Hemmoroids are really caused by the devil turning us inside out over a protracted period of time

Date: 2003-10-02 03:33 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] purrthecat.livejournal.com
*LAUGHS OUT LOUD*

That's just so much MORE than revolting!
Thanks for sharing with us. *hee*
AHHHHHHHH! SHHHHHHAAAAAN! Look what I found! http://www.ecchi-attack.com/cgi-bin/content/viewnews.cgi?id=EpFlZZVEEZaOgjWoLJ Kitties aren't supposed to do that! Whhhhhhaaaaaaa!

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