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So it all started with the toilet plunger to the face.
I retaliated by planting three slices of preserved mandarin (sounds much more pleasant than they are) in various places, like her pillow, her shoe, and her toothbrush. The pillow one worked the best, as she didn't see it, but it woke her up, digging into her back. One was re-used somewhere else, and she's yet to find it. It could be years down the road, but no matter. I am patient.
She retaliated by slobbering all over her hand, running into the bathroom, and wiping it across my face as I was having a pee.
It was a sneak attack, but led to her DOOM. A DOOM suitable for having bonked my face with a nasty old plunger.
You see, I grabbed a washcloth, used it in lieu of toilet paper, and took off after her, wiping it all over.
Urine is sterile, mmmkay?
I fear for our future.
...
Last night's floorwork class had indeed doubled in size, but the woman who was there last week was not there last night. I know she loved the class, so I'm guessing she must've had to work late or something. I hope to see her next week. So rather than introduce new material and then have to two classes' worth of everything next week, I rehashed last week's lesson, with a little bit of something extra. One of my students last night couldn't keep up with the intensive leg work (she was so shaky she fell on her butt), so I decided to make another part of her body pooped out. We worked on wedges for a while. Ah, I've missed seeing people work so hard (kung fu, I miss you!).
I hope they listen to my advice and go for a nice, long walk tomorrow when they're going to be very sore. And I hope they do repeat the exercises I taught them, otherwise they're just going to be sore every week, without much improvement.
Do the exercises every other day, and in a few weeks, you'll see such a difference!
I finally got back to the gym yesterday. It shall continue today. Yesterday was cardio, today is full-on weights. I'm not sure yet if I want to do upper body one day and lower the next, or if I'll just do the whole body every other day. Hmm. I think I'll stagger them and go daily, with a heaping helping of cardio thrown on for good measure.
And my dance drills, of course.
Better get started....
I retaliated by planting three slices of preserved mandarin (sounds much more pleasant than they are) in various places, like her pillow, her shoe, and her toothbrush. The pillow one worked the best, as she didn't see it, but it woke her up, digging into her back. One was re-used somewhere else, and she's yet to find it. It could be years down the road, but no matter. I am patient.
She retaliated by slobbering all over her hand, running into the bathroom, and wiping it across my face as I was having a pee.
It was a sneak attack, but led to her DOOM. A DOOM suitable for having bonked my face with a nasty old plunger.
You see, I grabbed a washcloth, used it in lieu of toilet paper, and took off after her, wiping it all over.
Urine is sterile, mmmkay?
I fear for our future.
...
Last night's floorwork class had indeed doubled in size, but the woman who was there last week was not there last night. I know she loved the class, so I'm guessing she must've had to work late or something. I hope to see her next week. So rather than introduce new material and then have to two classes' worth of everything next week, I rehashed last week's lesson, with a little bit of something extra. One of my students last night couldn't keep up with the intensive leg work (she was so shaky she fell on her butt), so I decided to make another part of her body pooped out. We worked on wedges for a while. Ah, I've missed seeing people work so hard (kung fu, I miss you!).
I hope they listen to my advice and go for a nice, long walk tomorrow when they're going to be very sore. And I hope they do repeat the exercises I taught them, otherwise they're just going to be sore every week, without much improvement.
Do the exercises every other day, and in a few weeks, you'll see such a difference!
I finally got back to the gym yesterday. It shall continue today. Yesterday was cardio, today is full-on weights. I'm not sure yet if I want to do upper body one day and lower the next, or if I'll just do the whole body every other day. Hmm. I think I'll stagger them and go daily, with a heaping helping of cardio thrown on for good measure.
And my dance drills, of course.
Better get started....
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Beware the fury of a patient woman...
Date: 2006-11-14 03:17 pm (UTC)From:Re: Beware the fury of a patient woman...
Date: 2006-11-14 05:37 pm (UTC)From:LMAO
Date: 2006-11-14 03:47 pm (UTC)From:Rnd. #2: Slobber/Pee
Rnd. #3: ?
Hell, this is entertaining, educational and much better than Reality TV.
Re: LMAO
Date: 2006-11-14 05:31 pm (UTC)From:Re: LMAO
Date: 2006-11-14 06:00 pm (UTC)From:2) That I never, ever want to piss you or your sister off.
3) That f00dave must be an exceptionally patient/tolerant man.
4) That I'd love to be a fly on your walls watching the enfolding mayhem.
Re: LMAO
Date: 2006-11-14 06:06 pm (UTC)From:2. No, you don't want to piss
One day, I did something bad to her (I have no recollection of what it was). She said, "I'm going to get you back for that." I just laughed it off.
Later that night, I awoke on my top bunk to see a bare, bony arse descending over my face. She let fly with an enormous fart, and I sent her flying off the bed.
She won that round, IMO.
3.
4. There's never a dull moment here, to be sure.
Re: LMAO
Date: 2006-11-14 06:08 pm (UTC)From:Re: LMAO
Date: 2006-11-14 06:23 pm (UTC)From:Snow, Rain, it's all the same here in western Washington. Forces to be gently dealt with and never ignored.
People get ready
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