Hard of Earring

[shanmonster]

I essentially just had my ear re-pierced. I couldn't wear my 14 ga. hoops while I worked at Tim Horton's, so the holes shrunk down to 16 or 18 ga. over the past three months.

My ears are unhappy ears, and I made a poo-face throughout the entire procedure. In case you don't know, a poo-face is the face one would make at the thought of biting a turd.

Unrelated, but urge to pass out rising. I go to bed now. Sleep will cure me. Right?

Comments

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

Hey, I just put in my earrings for the first time in
like a two years! It was a lot of itchy, stretchy,
painful, gooplug extruding fun! zombiena said my pain
tolerance has really increased, and that a a few years
ago, I would have *not* been able to tolerate that
without a lot of complaint and discomfort. So I guess
I've found my mutant power.

As for turd biting, as Critical Bill once said, "[I]t
was only a little bitty piece of shit. I mean, it
didn't really have no taste, either. Spongy."

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

The re-piercing was no picnic. On my right ear, the old tube scar got shoved out. Ick. Ouch. So yeah, gooplug extruding fun, indeed!

I want to put a hoop in my nose again, too, but I think I'll wait until I can find a gold hoop.

My experience with shit-eating is limited to having dried manure blow in my mouth on a gusty day at the farm on numerous occasions. I made poo-faces then, too.

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

Is "tube scar" the accepted medical/piercer terminology
for this extrusion? I just figured it was smegma.

I feel I've gotten a small sample of cowpatties from
Boy Scout battles, but I am pretty sure that the manure
of herbivores has less umami than that of omni- or
carnivores.