I Am Not a Flirt

[shanmonster]

Yet I apparently flirted incorrigibly with a raver by the name of Mark at the dance party Thursday night. snowy_kathryn was sure it was a sign of the apocalypse.

I have no recollection of this, but I apparently hugged him numerous times. And all because of one tasty, tasty chocolatini.

What the heck?

When did I become such a cheap drunk?

Last night at game, I had a bit of whiskey. One of the guys I game with is a masochist with a love of spankings.

Today, my hand and fingers are swollen.

I have no recollection of spanking anyone, yet....

Naaa. It didn't happen.

Comments

I completely believe you

[graydancer.livejournal.com]

Really, I do.
However, I suggest not attempting any Trump-sponsored beauty pageant titles in the near future.
I'm just sayin'.

Re: I completely believe you

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I know nothing of Trump pageants. Should I?

Miss Nevada lost her title due to youthful indiscretions

[graydancer.livejournal.com]

http://splashnewsonline.blogspot.com/2003/12/photos-that-stripped-ms-nevada-of-her.html

[idiolekt.livejournal.com]

Oh my...

I too have a weakness for Chocolatini.

[morriganswitch.livejournal.com]

I'm a self admitted appletini monger, so I may have to try this choco-tini you speak of.

:)

Cherry-tinis are also YUM

[zoe-serious.livejournal.com]

Mark is a total flirt, he compels everyone to flirt with him. It's one of the reasons I adore him. They were totally rave'd out weren't they? He's not always so bling, normally he's a casual dresser, the kind with good jeans and nice shoes, all professional and such. But he's also a burner. I was glad a few of them showed up. I was not glad to pay for her double cesar though!

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Ouch. I didn't know you had to pay for her drink. I would've chipped in.

Mark is possibly the first person I've ever flirted with. How bizarre....