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I've got another day of writing and working out ahead of me. But first, let me clear my browser tabs.

Pandamonium!: Be prepared for a cute attack.

Escapee caught after country-song odyssey: From the stranger than fiction file (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] g026r)....

How to Embarrass Your Dog: This pooperscooper option hurts my mind a little.

Malaysia's 'Believe it or not!': Welcome to Malaysia, land of such wondrous things as magical gemstone-laying toes.

Crazy Bride: A bridezilla during her less than finest hour.

Not fair: Ten years for consensual oral sex: Well, that's just fucked up.

Equus is the best play I ever saw, so I sure wish I could see this production.

{Ekk]

Date: 2007-01-30 05:17 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] zombienought.livejournal.com
That dog looks quite uncomfortable with that dangly
bit. I say that because of the way it walks around
during the process.

The bride...wow.

Date: 2007-01-30 09:32 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] real-bethy.livejournal.com
I hope that was the best oral sex that guy has ever had.

Date: 2007-01-31 04:18 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] doyce.livejournal.com
He's going to prison. He could get better.

almost the perfect C&W song

Date: 2007-01-31 04:17 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] doyce.livejournal.com
"Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
and he told me it was the perfect country and western song
I wrote him back a letter and told him it was NOT the perfect
country and western song because he hadn't said anything about
Momma, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk.
Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent
it to me and after reading it, I realized that my friend had written
the perfect country and western song. And I felt obliged to include it
on this album. The last verse goes like this here:

Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train.

So I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain. No,
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me, I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name."

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