From the Peanut Gallery

[shanmonster]

I haven't excerpted from my guestbook in quite some time. Let's rectify that.

jonny b goode writes,

Hi Shanmonster,

A quick question - how do you survive? I am a shaman and I have to fight to survive - I am being voraciously attacked - modern burning if you like. I am not allowed to speak to anybody, work etc.

I live like I am in a cage.

What is youir secret?

P.S. To all you righteous right bashers there is a lot of evidence to suggest that Jesus was a shaman...

quinten writes,

you sick little satanic freaks with your witchcraft and lesbian dancing make me sick. repent now. the end is near. Jesus will save you, repent before evil completly overtakes you. Praise the Lord.

Jill Lauren says, "I love your site and I do learn from it. I would like to learn how to do belly rolls and shakes." What makes this remarkable is her home page: Belly Punching (probably NSFW). I'm particularly fond of A Puncher's Guide to the Female Stomach.

pat hiscock writes, "my god what a load of utter shite. your pals all look as if they are strangers to a bar of soap. please delete this web site and go and join a nunnery"

And my personal favourite comes from adz: "ur syt reali helped me to find out stuff 4 my english class but it is a bit weird bu helpful lmao! thanks"

Comments

[morriganswitch.livejournal.com]

Lesbian Dancing? Is that a technical term? LOL

[starsorstreet.livejournal.com]

The people that sign your guestbook never fail to astonish me. I wonder how they navigate daily life.

[suzy-hendrix.livejournal.com]

does your guestbook come with an LSD feature?

[idiolekt.livejournal.com]

That's a delightful Prince parody.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed it, too!

[raptorkitten.livejournal.com]

Wow. I kind of love your guestbook.

Witchcraft and lesbian dancing for the win!

[xhappyx.livejournal.com]

wooo hooo witchcraft and lesbian dancing and orgies oh my! Sounds like a party

[tdj.livejournal.com]

Wow, modern burning is so emo.