Quiz thing (as ripped from real_bethy)

[shanmonster]

1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 a.m., who do you want it to be?: Ed McMahon with a cheque for seventy millionty dollars.

2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked would you stay? Half of my jobs are done nekkid, so hell, yeah!

3. Put yourself in a nutshell: Coconut shells are roomiest, so I guess I'll choose one of those.

4. Ever seen a ghost? Not to my knowledge.

5. Happy with your body? -ish. My physique is pretty good, but I sure could use some better-functioning lungs and eyes.

6. A reason you would move to Iceland: For the bananas.

7. A place you've lived that you miss: The Rockies, the desert, and the ocean.

8. A job you would never do no matter how much you were paid: Declogging a sewer.

9. A band you thought was cool when you were 13: The Eurythmics. I still like them.

10. You have a nightmare, who's the first person you think to call? I've never called anyone because of a nightmare. Why would I?

11. Want to have kids before you're 30? Kind of late for that, don't you think?

12. A memory from high school: Watching John Morehouse sniff glue during World Issues class.

13. Ever had a crush on one of your friend's parents? No fucking way.

14. Naughtiest thing you've done at work? Describe a maya as being the "thirsty cunt" dance move.

15. Do you look more like your mom, or your dad? Definitely my Dad.

16. Something you've always wanted to learn how to do: Sing operatically.

17. Still friends with your exes? I have no exes.

18. Where you'd like to be in 10 years: In comfortable clothing.

19. Something you learned about yourself this year: Just tonight, I learned I can do push-ups from a bridge position. With ease.

20. What do you want for your birthday? Many, many, many more birthdays.

21. Name 3 things you did today: Recovered from a migraine. Taught a dance class. Punched gha5t in the mouth.

22. Last item you bought yourself? A sheer camo tank top.

23. Do you have an ornament hanging from your rear-view mirror? I don't need a rear-view mirror.

24. What did you have for breakfast? A cup of tea.

25. Who has the most tattoos? Not me.

26. Name the last 3 bands you've seen live: The Arabesque orchestra. Android Lust. Defense Mechanism.

27. How many hours of sleep do you get a night? 7-8

28. Have you ever been tied up? Yes.

29. What do you wish you were doing right now? Reading Claudius the God. I'll remedy that shortly....

30. Who's the first person in your phone list on your cell? My cells don't have phone lists, but they do have membranes.

31. Last time you witnessed a fight? That really depends on your definition of fight.

32. What was the last alcoholic beverage you drank? Some lemony booze in a little bottle.

33. Do you like having your hair pulled? Fuck no.

34. Name three places you'd like to travel to: Brauron, Greece. Tasmania. Ancient Mesopotamia.

35. Do you know how to ice skate?: Not as well as I could as a child. I haven't been on skates in about two years, and that was the first time I'd been on skates in about 15 years. Although I couldn't do all that figure skating stuff I could do as a kid, I didn't fall on my arse. That is an achievement in itself.

37. Name something you like that's out of the ordinary: What do you mean by out of the ordinary? I like very bad movies. Does that count? I also like popcorn wrapped in dulse.

38. Is bigger really better?: Depends on the context.

39. What do you think of Brad Pitt? Never interacted with the guy, so I couldn't really tell you. I think he cleans up well, though.

40. Name a friend you have the most in common with?: I'd say it used to be Guylaine, but she changed completely, and now there's really nothing in common anymore.

41. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR TOENAILS?: Toenail-coloured.

42. Last person you talked with on the phone? f00dave, I think.

43. Do you own anything with a skull on it? My brain.

44. Have you traveled to Europe? Not yet.

45. Name three people you would trust with your life: The bus driver. The taxi driver. The restaurant cook.

46. Last movie you watched? Superman Returns.

47. Where were you when you had your first kiss? On top of a 6-year-old boy. He tripped, I fell on top of him, and accidentally planted a big gooey one on his lips. Eugh! Boy germs!

49. Last board game you played? Domain.

50. Leather or lace? Leather.

51. Ever had a black eye? Several times. The most recent was from a sparring match a couple of years ago.

52. Where do you rent your movies? zip.ca or the gym.

53. Have you ever worn fishnet stockings? Frequently.

54. Do you know anyone in prison? I don't think so.

55. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? My lips look dry.

56. How much cash do you have on you? None.

57. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"? Bangalore.

58. Favorite planet? Betelgeuse.

59. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile? ...

60. What shirt are you wearing? A purple exercise bra. Good thing you didn't ask about anything else, because that's all I'm wearing.

61. Do you "label" yourself as anything? Dancer. Artist. Writer. Martial artist. Gym bunny. Bookworm. Weirdo. Apostate.

62. Name the shoe brand you are wearing. I'll name it Brutus!

63. Bright or Dark room? Depends on what I'm doing....

64. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? She's shorter than me!

65. What were you doing at midnight last night? Finishing up watching Superman Returns.

66. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say? ...

67. Where is your mailbox? I don't have a mailbox. I have a mail slot in my door.

68. What's a phrase that you say a lot? Roll your shoulders up, back, and down.

69.Who told you he/she loved you last? f00dave

70. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? Anti-inflammatories (for my cramps of doom). Advil for migraines. Omega-3 capsules.

71. Favorite age you have been so far? Any of 'em.

72. Your worst enemy? My inner lassitude.

73. Current image on your desktop. I don't have an image. That would be idolatrous!

74. What was the last thing you said to someone? "Are you reading?"

75. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly? I could fly all I wanted with a million bucks, so the former.

76. Do you like someone? Oh, come on. I'm not THAT misanthropic.

77. What was the last song you listened to? "Ophelia" by Tear Garden.

78. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet? I wouldn't know unless it happened. It had better not happen.

79. If you could punch one person in your life right now, who would it be? Well, I already punched gha5t tonight, so I guess I used that up.

80. What is the closest object to your left foot? My right foot.

Comments

Two Things...

[real-bethy.livejournal.com]

#1 - what the heck is dulce?

#2 - rats, I thought you hadn't noticed that I was shorter than you! Foiled again!

Re: Two Things...

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I think "dulce" means soft in Latin, but I didn't type that anywhere.

Dulse, however, is an edible purple/green seaweed harvested by horses off the coast of Prince Edward Island. I like it, but it's definitely an acquired taste.