By All That is Poley

[shanmonster]

I just did two hours of pole dancing. I managed to do a few things mostly right. Go me! lindalicious did the first hour with me. She's got more of a knack for it than I do. Her legs generally look graceful, whereas mine generally look spastic. It didn't help that my toes kept cramping into inside-out-looking shapes during the second hour.

Today's classes weren't as tough as Monday's. Still, I am definitely going to feel this. I feel it already.

If I get four hours of pole dancing in every week, I may actually get somewhat competent. And maybe my upper body strength (or lack thereof) will no longer embarrass me.

I am so fucking hungry now. I am so hungry I could eat a pole dancer.

Wait....

Comments

[superdaintykate.livejournal.com]

I hear they ain't good eating. Too stringy.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I concur!

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

One of the studios where I teach offers a wide variety of dance classes. Instructors get to take whatever classes they like while they teach there. So I figured I'd give the pole dancing classes a try. It's damnably difficult stuff!

[featheredfrog.livejournal.com]

I've known a couple of pole dancers that were nice to nibble on...

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Tonight's instructor was pretty darned cute!