shanmonster | It's a Beautiful Day in Your Neighbourhood

It's a gorgeous day, so I think I'll go for my first bike ride of the year.

Tomorrow night, I'll be attending a free show put on by Glenn Love at Club Rennaissance at 24A Charles St., Kitchener. The show starts around 9. Wanna come with?

Link time, now. Enjoy!

5th Annual Interdisciplinary Arts Conference: Peace & Conflict: Free conference in Waterloo, ON this Friday. You have to go. I'm quite literally the poster child for peace & conflict. See? (And the cowering soldier would be

f00dave)

Project Kyckling: An instructional video on butoh chicken dance. I MUST HAVE THIS (thanks,

balthcat).

Bunny Letter Opener: Just your little slice of cuteness for the day. Bunny! Yay (thanks,

f00dave)!

Free Yoga Classes: Easter weekend in Kitchener and Cambridge.

300: PG Version: More like the G version. It made me gigglesnort!

Motorcycle Made of Balloons: This is the balloon project to end all balloon projects. You'll sneer at the clowns with their crappity balloon poodles.

And Yet, I Still Miss Teaching: Possibly the best and worst student complaint letter, ever.

The Bat in the Hat: I want one of these hats, but I doubt they have one that'll fit my huge noggin.

Vigilante attack sheep guard British village: Raised from birth to strike without mercy....

Confiscated monkey sent sexually explicit audio tapes by Plano owner: When I first saw this, I thought it was a donkey instead of a monkey, which made me reminisce over Clerks 2.

Bunnywith Homesick Abortion Plush: Strangest plushy doll I ever did see.

Swiss Bands: Man, their fashion sense is astonishing.

Toys That Should Not Exist: Flesh Drink? Osama bin Laden phones? Woohoo (thanks,

gha5t)! I must say, though. I'd really like those Twister bed sheets.

Growing a Brain in Switzerland: "A network of artificial nerves is growing in a Swiss supercomputer -- meant to simulate a natural brain, cell-for-cell. The researchers at work on 'Blue Brain' promise new insights into the sources of human consciousness."

Negative Refraction of Visible Light Demonstrated; Could Lead to Cloaking Devices: "For the first time, physicists have devised a way to make visible light travel in the opposite direction that it normally bends when passing from one material to another, like from air through water or glass. The phenomenon is known as negative refraction and could in principle be used to construct optical microscopes for imaging things as small as molecules, and even to create cloaking devices for rendering objects invisible." The future is here, but I still don't see flying cars.