shanmonster | Sticky Hands

Thank you,

faustian_wish, for the mp3 player! I just got it yesterday, and now I'll be able to practice my poi/dance whenever and wherever. Mwah!

I'm going to some martial arts seminars today. It's a fund-raiser event to support a family who just had a baby born with its insides on the outside. All the proceeds go toward the obvious. I'm hoping to pick up the rudiments of kali stick fighting today. I figure it's probably not fundamentally different from tahtiib.

Link time.

Minister sues for right to use marijuana during worship: The church is Temple 420, of course.

Student punished for spaghetti beliefs: Those who don't worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster are deemed spagnostic.

Woman faces jail over gnome theft: The most evocative imagery is this: "The court was told that officers found an 'Aladdin's cave' of garden ornaments."

Mouse taunts man, makes off with his dentures: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

Bottle Blade Mozart: "A guy rollerblades through rows of partially filled bottles, hitting each bottle and reproducing Mozart's 40th symphony" (thanks,

f00dave).

Michael Jackson wants Vegas robot: What happens when you multiply the madness of Michael Jackson with the madness of Las Vegas? MechaMichael, complete with lasers.