The heartburn I've been experiencing off and on since Tuesday has just woken me up. My stomach is roiling, and I feel on the verge of an explosion in one direction or another.
Hello, flu.
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Edit: One direction or another, eh? I should be so lucky. Try both directions (but at least not at once).
Hello, flu.
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Edit: One direction or another, eh? I should be so lucky. Try both directions (but at least not at once).