Oh Shit

[shanmonster]

The heartburn I've been experiencing off and on since Tuesday has just woken me up. My stomach is roiling, and I feel on the verge of an explosion in one direction or another.

Hello, flu.

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Edit: One direction or another, eh? I should be so lucky. Try both directions (but at least not at once).

Comments

[joncanuck]

There is something going on that has those symptoms but is not the flu. To fever, sick for one day exhausted for a few days after. Not a lot of fun though, I hope you feel better soon

[real-bethy.livejournal.com]

Welcome to my nightmare!

Ginger, Gravol (or Ginger Gravol if you've got it), weed, popsicles and simple soups are your friends. Only eat a tiny bit of food at a time, or you will puke your guts out.

And, for the love of G-d, don't sneeze or toot, because you will poop your pants.

[fourcorners.livejournal.com]

Your body celebrates Easter in bizarre ways