Clear Out

[shanmonster]

I have to clear all this junk off my browser. Want some?

Pepto Bismol Ice Cream: I think I'll stick with mocha or heavenly hash.

Retarded Childrens Thrift Store: For real.

Scientists discover chicken is T Rex's distant cousin: And I've been told some believe T. Rex may also have been covered with downy feathers. CUTE WITH CLAWS (thanks, f00dave)!

The Scientist and the Poet: I like it, and it sounds about right!

Hamster-Powered Paper Shredder: Almost like a perpetual motion machine. Ok, not really. Not really, whatsoever.

India re-assesses menstrual forms: "The Indian government says it will review new appraisal forms requiring female civil servants to reveal details of their menstrual cycles."

Fast Food Freestyle: When I worked drive through at Tim Horton's, I was never this lucky.

Comments

[idiolekt.livejournal.com]

I don;t know if that qualifies as freestyle. It was clearly rehearsed.

"Can you throw that down again?"

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that guy was a one trick pony.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

True enough.

I didn't title it, though....

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

Thank you especially for the chicken/T-rex and paper shredder stories. I've already passed those on.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!