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What the Hell?: Dick Cheney rides in the turducken of transportation: an Airstream trailer inside a C-17 cargo plane. What the hell indeed (thanks,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
gha5t)....
Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs: Too funny (thanks,fourcorners!
I thought David was a loving husband and father. Then one day I turned on his computer and found child porn: Kiddy porn is bad, mmkay? Yet something doesn't quite add up in this story. Something just doesn't quite ring true. Her reaction to him having any sort of porn at all seems a little extreme. And if he's got pictures of porn with pictures of his own kids edited in, that just doesn't make a lot of sense. He was in the perfect position to make his own pictures. I can't help but wonder if the porn was planted. The real WTF moment is at the end of the article: Terry "has found security in a new partner, with whom she is expecting a baby.... 'Now, I don't know if I could ever totally trust any man again.'"
Blood Sprays Out of Sewer, On City Worker: It sprayed into his mouth. I know I'm a gamer geek when my first thought is how this looks like a weird Nosferatu ghouling technique.
Strangest Tshirt of All Time: This blows my "Redneck Woman" crop top out of the water.
Crazy Transportation Tricks: People do some damned weird shit (thanks,f00dave).
Vagina Power: NSFW, unless you're wearing headphones. I watched and listened with total enrapture. If this were on television here, I'd never miss an episode. Contains such gems as "she insane, her mind ain't good, because the penis done ejaculated all in her brain," and "Shrimp's 2.99 at Long John Silver! I'm gonna go fill my rectum." Make it stop! My brain can't cope with all the FUNNY!
Town seeking its 'ancient harlot': "An Irish village has cleared the latest hurdle in its campaign to change its names to the Fort of the Harlot" (thanks,warren_ellis).
And a couple of cool photos...
In other news, my calves and outer ankles are killing me! The only thing I can think of that could have triggered this nastiness was kung fu on Tuesday. During the warm-up, we jogged in place, bringing our knees up nice and high. I don't know why this would kill my calves and ankles, but I can't think of anything else that could have done it. I've been walking with a limp all morning and part of last night. I hope it clears up by tonight's class. Ugh.
And last night, I learned a new pole trick. It's a reverse spin which is a bit counterintuitive, yet simple. I can also do chin-ups on the pole almost with ease. Almost. And to think I couldn't do it at all a month ago. Go team me! Now, I just need to be able to do all this stuff without looking like I'm in mortal terror the whole time. Heh....
What the Hell?: Dick Cheney rides in the turducken of transportation: an Airstream trailer inside a C-17 cargo plane. What the hell indeed (thanks,
gha5t)....Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs: Too funny (thanks,
fourcorners!I thought David was a loving husband and father. Then one day I turned on his computer and found child porn: Kiddy porn is bad, mmkay? Yet something doesn't quite add up in this story. Something just doesn't quite ring true. Her reaction to him having any sort of porn at all seems a little extreme. And if he's got pictures of porn with pictures of his own kids edited in, that just doesn't make a lot of sense. He was in the perfect position to make his own pictures. I can't help but wonder if the porn was planted. The real WTF moment is at the end of the article: Terry "has found security in a new partner, with whom she is expecting a baby.... 'Now, I don't know if I could ever totally trust any man again.'"
Blood Sprays Out of Sewer, On City Worker: It sprayed into his mouth. I know I'm a gamer geek when my first thought is how this looks like a weird Nosferatu ghouling technique.
Strangest Tshirt of All Time: This blows my "Redneck Woman" crop top out of the water.
Crazy Transportation Tricks: People do some damned weird shit (thanks,
f00dave).Vagina Power: NSFW, unless you're wearing headphones. I watched and listened with total enrapture. If this were on television here, I'd never miss an episode. Contains such gems as "she insane, her mind ain't good, because the penis done ejaculated all in her brain," and "Shrimp's 2.99 at Long John Silver! I'm gonna go fill my rectum." Make it stop! My brain can't cope with all the FUNNY!
Town seeking its 'ancient harlot': "An Irish village has cleared the latest hurdle in its campaign to change its names to the Fort of the Harlot" (thanks,
warren_ellis).And a couple of cool photos...
In other news, my calves and outer ankles are killing me! The only thing I can think of that could have triggered this nastiness was kung fu on Tuesday. During the warm-up, we jogged in place, bringing our knees up nice and high. I don't know why this would kill my calves and ankles, but I can't think of anything else that could have done it. I've been walking with a limp all morning and part of last night. I hope it clears up by tonight's class. Ugh.
And last night, I learned a new pole trick. It's a reverse spin which is a bit counterintuitive, yet simple. I can also do chin-ups on the pole almost with ease. Almost. And to think I couldn't do it at all a month ago. Go team me! Now, I just need to be able to do all this stuff without looking like I'm in mortal terror the whole time. Heh....
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Date: 2007-04-19 03:24 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2007-04-19 04:04 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2007-04-19 05:53 pm (UTC)From:day, and it got me kind of hot, and made
me wish I'd been born in the ghetto. Also,
that woman *really* knows her topic, I
think.
As for the blood in the sewer, *I* think
it's more of a Ghostbusters sort of thing,
or perhaps Moses has come back. But really,
how did the guy get blood on him? How is
blood any more likely to spray on him than
other liquid wastes? Does he normally get
poo in his mouth, but doesn't complain?
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Date: 2007-04-19 06:30 pm (UTC)From:My vagina is cold? The penis is on fire? That doesn't sound like a good combination.
Hearing sex described as "a mouthful of semen, a rectum full of semen" is almost enough to make me want to wear a chastity belt....almost.
I just...wow.
9 minutes of power
Date: 2007-04-20 03:53 am (UTC)From:I love her head bobbing!
I don't think I could ever go on a show called "Vagina Power" with MY mom. She'd haul me off to confession at the very mention of it.
I can't believe that this comes from the Bible Belt!
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Date: 2007-04-23 07:54 am (UTC)From: (Anonymous)--bdw