shanmonster: (Spasmolytic)
Arnold Schwarzenegger is at my place, and he's hungry. I open up the fridge to get him some food and find a piece of Tupperware. I open it in front of him, and it contains a kneecap. Arnold begins to moan like a girl, and I wake up realizing I actually do hear moaning.

I listen very hard, waking me up even more, and then realize the moaning is the sound of water pipes somewhere in the building.

But now I'm awake, and it isn't even five in the morning. Meh.

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