Silly Meme

[shanmonster]

1. Occult games (I Ching, ouija boards, tarot cards, crystal ball, fantasy role-playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons) I have heaps of White Wolf RPG books, a few D&D books, and thousands of Magic cards
2. Ashes from fire pits, including fireplaces and wood stoves
3. Robes and detachable hoods I'm currently wearing a red bath robe. Horrors!
4. Gongs, drums and bells I wish I had a gong: a huge one that would herald my entrance every time I entered a room full of people. I do have lots of little bells, many of which are attached to dance costumes.
5. Wooden stand for an altar, a marble slab or crosses Crosses are very demonic. I have a few somewhere. I also have a little marble burner for perfume oils. The demons come every time I use it.
6. Chalice, goblet, cruet I have wine goblets which are sometimes replete with spirits. Evil spirits, even.
7. Phallus Well, you know....
8. Heavy wooden staff, sword, knives I have a 5' staff, a sword, and a nice variety of knives, some of which spread demonic butter on my demonic bread.
9. Small velvet pillow, scarlet in color
10. Bullwhip, cat o'nine tails, ligatures Ligatures aplenty. No whips, but plenty of floggers.
11. Mirror Hmm....
12. Animal mask, possibly papier mache
13. Black satin or velvet glove for the right hand I even have one for the left hand, too.
14. Large ruby ring, worn on the first finger of the right hand
15. Flash powder, smoke bombs
16. Incense Lots, but I rarely burn it anymore as it seems to tweak snowy_kathryn's asthma.
17. Body paint, face paint I have makeup aplenty.
18. Metal crown with four candle holders
19. Ferns, palms I have a small palm tree in my dining room.
20. Human or animal bones (especially skull, long bones, finger bones): I have a bunch of human teeth kicking around somewhere.
21. Coffin
22. Ritual books, black books, diaries One of my black books (an enormous binder) contains my gaming notes.
23. Medallions with satanic symbols (such as pentagrams, peace symbol, yin/yang, etc.) I have a few ankhs. I guess they're satanic. I also have a rosary. That's satanic, too.
24. Occult jewelry See above? Sheesh.
25. Small animals in cages My chinchillas are actually pretty shitty familiars.
26. Graph paper for fantasy games
27. Oddly shaped dice I'm a gamer, for fuck's sake!
28. Horror masks and costumes I have a black tutu.
29. Crystals I have lots of crystals, most of which were used in jewellery-making.
30. Small metal figurines of mythological nature (and plastic) I have a lot of chicken figurines.
31. Posters of mythological beings, animals, half-animals
32. Nightmarish posters There's that poster of "The Triumph of Death" hanging in my bedroom. That must count.
33. Sexual, particularly sado-masochistic, posters Somewhere I have a bunch of hot bondage prints. I'm not sure where they went. Maybe the demons took 'em.
34. Posters of heavy metal and punk rock stars
35. Paraphernalia related to the martial arts Who, me?

Comments

[ngtmagicks.livejournal.com]

oh that's great.
That's just rich.

I would post it but I would have to bold everything there!

Oh, the horror!

[graydancer.livejournal.com]

A Black Tutu! That means you must practice the Profane "Pas de Demonaic".

Gotta say, I was doomed from the start. That whole phallus thing...

You would, I suspect, have really enjoyed Shibaricon. (.com, if you haven't seen it already). A dancer I know (Phaedra, from Madison) did a fun little routine with a bondage expert named Jimi Tatu from Florida, and it was hilarious and beautiful at the same time. If you want to arrange to get into the 'con for free, and can figure transportation (I know several people in your town who'd want to go), drop me a line - we can work out a volunteer trade kinda thing. The 'con needs more folx like you in it.

Yay, ligatures! And I'm with you on the Gong. I have a tiny one on my desk, but really want one big enough that I can body-slam into it...

[duhastbees.livejournal.com]

34. Posters of heavy metal and punk rock stars

you DON'T?
Sheesh.

[goth-hobbit.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Clearly, I am a hellbound demon worshiper instead of the bellydancing granny wife / kitchen witch with an appreciation of good cutlery that I thought I was.

Jeebus crispy, a cruet? This explains Julia Child's influence on the history of cooking. Now, all we need to know is which demon is responsible for the creation of fine French-influenced cuisine, and we're all set!

[real-bethy.livejournal.com]

Wheee! I'm a demon!!!!

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

I was just telling zombiena this week-
end about how a girl in one of my uni-
versity sociology classes thought I
was a warlock, because I wore a pen-
tacle, and had long, blue fingernails
on my left hand. If only she'd had this
list, she would have realised I was
only 6/35ths of a demon worshipper.

[superbrad.livejournal.com]

Wow, just "phallus". Not "image of phallus" or "false phallus", just "phallus". I guess all us guys are a little Satanic deep down.

Deep down in our pants I mean. :)

[entropy156.livejournal.com]

My pants are possessed!

[miami-pony.livejournal.com]

I have phalluses aplenty, some of which I helped fabricate, and some of which are not of human form. I will not be drawing a Venn diagram to indicate which phalluses have which of the above properties.

I love how the list has that "1983", "Dungeons and Dragons is satanic", "sue heavy metal musicians for back-masking messages in their music" kind of feel to it. Yes, we have to protect our children. Someone fetch the 6-foot roll of bubble-wrap! I guess nowadays the drugs they're pumping into their kids would count as pharmaceutical bubble-wrap.

[bluekyanite.livejournal.com]

Does it count double if the chinchilla's are evil? Fuzzbutt might be as I know she peed on you and she regularly tries to eat my cat.