shanmonster | I Just Remembered

On the way in to the Skinny Puppy concert, I was carded. The very cute bouncer looked astonished when he saw my birth date. Heh....

I was also frisked at the door. The frisker did a piss-poor job, I figure, because I carry a knife in my purse. Ah well. I didn't shiv anyone, so I guess it's all good.

Links? I have a couple:

Japanese Banquet of Cannibalism: "Japan has just invented another way of eating, where a “body” is made from food and placed on an operating table, much as though in a hospital."

Local man goes for the ride of his life: A man's wheelchair gets caught in a semi-truck's grille, and he goes for a 4-mile ride at speeds up to 50mph. The real WTF moment for me is this: "Police said the man was unharmed and unfazed by the incident." Unfazed? Good googly moogly!

The Nietzsche Family Circus: Random Family Circus comics are paired with random Nietzsche quotations. Odd.

This is My Fave Unemployment Check of All Time: A news anchor with the patience of a saint interviews a spelling bee winner. This boy may be my new hero.

Omazing Grace: As cringe-worthy as the last link. The pain! It hurts! I watched it all, but clapped my hands to my ears during the last few notes.

Performance artist Stelarc implants "third ear" in forearm: What's he doing with that mouse's back on his arm?

Dumb Woman at Gas Station: Duhr. Thinking... hard!