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snowy_kathryn to practice ATS only to discover we are locked out. It's a good thing no one else showed, or there'd be even more disappointment.
We came back here to have the best kind of dance practice: STRONGNOB-FUELED ATS!!!
Yes, alcohol is in abundance. And the other nice thing about practicing at home is that if you get too hot, there's no reason not to be nekkid.
We are using the Tribal Bible as inspiration, and are listening to heavy industrial tunes. Kathryn is sitting on the floor translating dance notes into movement, and I am watching in astonishment, while ostensibly learning.
Kathryn: "Remember to keep your joints in alignment. What the fuck does that mean?"
Me: "Uhh... Don't dislocate?"
I predict the moment where my spelling disintegrates is fast approaching. My Strongnob is disappearing. And there weren't even any hot Mormons this time!
Damn. It's all gone.
Germans are swearing at me, I think. Goddamned insdustlrial. It's mean to me. But I dance like a mothervuvkcker anywayl.
And in ATS if a troupeemember farts, noone knows who did it!@
Carpet fish.
I think I'll try to parse what I'm hearing into English, even though it's not even a little bit English. Whoa. No spelling mistakes, that time....
"Neon tensed arms in Amsterdam. Nonexistence. Asses spoon. Erase the one existence. "
h god. Kathryn just smashes her head into my stereo. What a weirdo!
Back to translations. Ghawazee shit's got her down.
"Heinz. Is locked a toilet. Christ. Burstin the candy zeist. I'm fine. Wheel wheel wheel! I'm fine! I'm fine. For guy. Spanish mist is a cow foot. Spanish nest. Is there flist. Seven agony is fuzzy for field. The roots in a cheery mist. House. Shine is there shine fist. House!"
Enough of that. German music hurts my brain.
I think I haven't danced in a few minutes....
How come chinchillas can't do ATS? I think it would be damnabed cute.
redlyra will be coming to visit tomorrow. So is miami_pony. Yay! I have friends! This is good news. Friends are rare, except when they're plentiful.
Yay for logic!
Here. Have a cute! I love you!
Time to go. Bye.
snowy_kathryn to practice ATS only to discover we are locked out. It's a good thing no one else showed, or there'd be even more disappointment.We came back here to have the best kind of dance practice: STRONGNOB-FUELED ATS!!!
Yes, alcohol is in abundance. And the other nice thing about practicing at home is that if you get too hot, there's no reason not to be nekkid.
We are using the Tribal Bible as inspiration, and are listening to heavy industrial tunes. Kathryn is sitting on the floor translating dance notes into movement, and I am watching in astonishment, while ostensibly learning.
Kathryn: "Remember to keep your joints in alignment. What the fuck does that mean?"
Me: "Uhh... Don't dislocate?"
I predict the moment where my spelling disintegrates is fast approaching. My Strongnob is disappearing. And there weren't even any hot Mormons this time!
Damn. It's all gone.
Germans are swearing at me, I think. Goddamned insdustlrial. It's mean to me. But I dance like a mothervuvkcker anywayl.
And in ATS if a troupeemember farts, noone knows who did it!@
Carpet fish.
I think I'll try to parse what I'm hearing into English, even though it's not even a little bit English. Whoa. No spelling mistakes, that time....
"Neon tensed arms in Amsterdam. Nonexistence. Asses spoon. Erase the one existence. "
h god. Kathryn just smashes her head into my stereo. What a weirdo!
Back to translations. Ghawazee shit's got her down.
"Heinz. Is locked a toilet. Christ. Burstin the candy zeist. I'm fine. Wheel wheel wheel! I'm fine! I'm fine. For guy. Spanish mist is a cow foot. Spanish nest. Is there flist. Seven agony is fuzzy for field. The roots in a cheery mist. House. Shine is there shine fist. House!"
Enough of that. German music hurts my brain.
I think I haven't danced in a few minutes....
How come chinchillas can't do ATS? I think it would be damnabed cute.
redlyra will be coming to visit tomorrow. So is miami_pony. Yay! I have friends! This is good news. Friends are rare, except when they're plentiful.Yay for logic!
Here. Have a cute! I love you!
Time to go. Bye.
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Date: 2007-06-22 10:53 pm (UTC)From:Dramatic Chipmunk
Date: 2007-06-23 04:13 pm (UTC)From:Whatever.
Have a nice day.
Whoopsie!
Date: 2007-06-23 04:29 pm (UTC)From:Damn Strongnob. I am, after all, the 1978 North Dakota state spelling bee champ, dammit. That, along with my Minnesota Newspaper Association second-place award for best sports feature story, are among my few real accomplishments in life, and I'm going to milk them for all they're worth...even though they're not worth a whole hell of a lot these days.
Oh well...maybe I'll win the lottery tonight...then you'll all be sorry...mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Never mind.
Now I find out...
Date: 2007-06-26 02:58 am (UTC)From:It's not even a real chipmunk!!! It's a frickin' prairie dog!!! Geez, I feel stupid! I could drive a few miles west of here and see prairie dogs! It's enough to make a person wanna consume mass quantities of Strongnob...except, with my out-of-shape body and less-than-favorable luck, I'd end up getting a heart attack. Oh, well.