shanmonster | STRONGNOB!

CANNOT BURP HARD ENOUGH! Yes, it is that time eagin. STRONGNOB time. ONly now I hear there is a bnew STRONGNOB, and it wis called MAGNERS. That doens't have the same ringt to it as STRONGNOB, but I shall find a replacement for it.

I slapped

snowy_kathryn on the arse really really really hard. So hard that I have a butt print on my palm now.

Oh! I must check my potatoes!

OH no. Ndwave (I don't know what that word was suppeosed to be).

Potatoes are good. They're occooked. Now I'm waiting for my souvlaki. I wish I had tzatziki but I don't. Tzatzikie is like tsetse fly and Vlad Tepes. Damn. I didn't know Dracula was a Greek with sleeping sickness.

Whee!

I am not at kung fu, because asthma is bringing me down. So is

f00dave's arse, but that's another story. He really shouldn't eat so many bean burritos. It's hell for me.

Why does my spelling ebb and lfow with my STRONGNOB consumption? I've notciede I lose complete control over my typing fingers and my grammatical capabilities. No wonder poeople shouldn't drink and drive. Hell, they shouldn't type and cdrive! I mean drink and type. I think.

Comein!

Katrhyrn: "You have lost Kathryn butt privileges for the evning."

SAD!

This watermelon is good. I'm glad I doidn't lose watermelon privileges.

I STILL YOU LOVE!