Gotta Go!

[shanmonster]

This afternoon I'm attending the wedding of joncanuck and the_daily_rant. I'll also be performing during the reception. I've got my outfit and my music, and I even invented a hairdo for the occasion.

Yesterday, I was accosted by a three-week-old raccoon named Ringo. THE CUTENESS!!! IT KILLED ME!!!

See?





But what I didn't realize, at the time of these photos, was that I was about to be liberally coated with a thick, goopy spray of raccoon shit. Luckily, it didn't stink, and it washed right off.

When playing with babies of any species, it's just a question of time until you get shit or puked upon.

Comments

raccoons = the devil

[elanya.livejournal.com]

Well sure it is cute *now*...


Give it a few years until it shows its true (evil) colours D:

[fourcorners.livejournal.com]

That is pretty darn cute

[morty-baby.livejournal.com]

Aww, those are two too cute pics!
Sadly, it reminds me of the baby raccoon I found down at the beach last week. It was about that size and out in the open in the middle of the day ad looking very sick. The dog (yes THAT dog) kept on barking at it and the poor lil thing could barely lift its head to look at us. A long string of snot slowing dripped out of its nose as we watched it for a while wondering what to do to help. SPCA nor animal control will do anything in cases like this, I have tried before with other critters and I wasn't about to pick it up and risk getting rabies (I don't have my shots). Then it rested its little head on its front paws, closed its eyes and died.

I intend to harvest its skull after nature has cleaned it up.

[tobysionann.livejournal.com]

Heh, I did that with a squirrel that had died in my yard. The skull is now hanging from my rear-view mirror.

[morty-baby.livejournal.com]

I have a collection http://morty-baby.livejournal.com/39424.html
And no friends. (well, at least no FEMALE friends)

[elanya.livejournal.com]

They are evil animals! Evil I tell you!

[miami-pony.livejournal.com]

You're performing at Jon's wedding?? Cool! My roomies are going to the wedding, and they probably don't know who the hell you are :)
Jon needs to give us back our Katamari Damacy.. I'm jonesing to play the original game.
By the way, if you and D-bum are not busy tomorrow I have the day free (after I take care of some work junk) Can I visit? I'll bring beverages this time, since I have run out of CDs to give you ;)